Chapter 1
“Bye russia!”
“Bye bye, jazz!”
Jazz left, off to her favorite coffee shop, “sonics cozy coffee”, her favorite one. She checked her watch, seeing that it was 11:30 in the morning. What a lovely morning! thought Jazz. But little does she know... this would be the most chaotic day of her entire life.
When Jazz got to “sonics cozy coffee”, she walked over to the line. yes! only one person in front of me! She thought. Soon it was her turn, and she stepped in front of the counter. Today, the person taking orders was no other than the manager, Sonic himself.
“Howdy, Jazz!” Sonic had known jazz for many years, so he knew her usual.
“English tea, extra sugar, am I correct?”
“Yeah, thanks Sonic!”. Soon she got her drink, and sat down at the table by the widow, and she pulled out one of her favorite books, “the magic school bus”. She read deep into the book, but then she felt someone staring at the back of her head, and she turned around. There, sitting on a sofa, was a man... no, not just a man. a hot, chicken man. his whole body a chicken, except for his head, his head was the perfect shape of an egg. And his luscious, blonde hair, looked like undercooked french fries.
He’s hot... Thought Jazz. WAIT. WHAT AM I THINKING. IM MARRIED, DANG FLABIT. She then looked the other way, trying to avoid eye contact. But then... she heard loud sound. She turned to look behind her, and the chicken man was coming to her. He sat next to her at her table.
“hey.” he said in a deep toned voice.
“Uhm- hey...” Jazz was nervous because he was so so so so so so soooo hot!
“You come here often?” he sipped his coffee slowly.
“Yeah... every Saturday morning.”
“Hmmm, ya like jazz?” he asked, winking at her.
“I find it quite enjoyable, indeed” she said, matter of factly. He giggled.
“My names Bret. CHICKEN Bret.” He winked at her for a second time.
“My names Jazz. nice to meet you chicken Bret!” She smiled at him, and he Smiled back. his teeth were so yellow, and they looked like chiclets. So hot. She thought.
“What do you think about going out with me tonight... Jazz” the way he said her name made her heart skip a beat.
“Okay, sounds fun!” She said instantaneously without thinking. He smiled again.
“Alrighty, see ya tonight for our date, then.” He winked, and got up and left. When he left, it finally hit her. Wait.. did I just say yes to a date???? I’m married, I can’t go on dates! But then it also hit her how hot chicken bret was, and she couldn’t say no. She had to find a way to get out without russia knowing...
