BTD Head cannons

Summary

Enjoy the scenarios of the BTD characters on what they would probably do in everyday life. 😂

Genre
Humor/Other
Author
Mia
Status
Ongoing
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

Dealing with a baby

Rire; “There’s a child..why is it here?” He questioned you with a strange look on his face. “I found them outside with no parental guidance, I couldn’t leave Them there. Watch the baby I’m going to run a bath for the baby.” You walked off to the bathroom while rire groaned and looked at the kid. The child babbled and grinned up at him. “Tch, don’t look at me like that.” He shivered and sat in a chair nearby while the child crawled towards him. “Ew, don’t do that-“ he hissed as the child grew closer. He used his tentacles to move the baby back away from him. All the baby did was laugh and grabbed onto the slimy thing in a tight grip hug. “What the hell?!” Rire freaked and wiggled his tentacle in hopes that the kid will let go. “G-get off damn it!” You walked back into the room and looked at rire holding the baby in the air. “Rire, put them down that’s a baby!” You screamed in fear. “Sure thing.” He grinned evilly about to throw the kid. “Nicely damn it!” You hollered once more as the demon glared at you intensely putting the kid down on the floor. You picked up the baby quickly as it laughed and squealed taking it to the bathroom. “I fucking hate kids..” he complained as he finally had a sip of his tea.



Strade: Kids are terrified of him. You were babysitting the neighbors kid for the day and brought them inside, the moment the baby took one look at strade they screamed in fear and started crying. “Strade get out.” You pointed back to the basement. “What did I do?!” He protested and he walked closer, the baby flailing in your arms. “You’re scaring them, get away!” You explained trying to calm the baby down. Strade grumbled with a sad look on his face as he went back into the basement.




Sano; He’s not really good with keeping an eye on the child. You brought a baby back to the house you found in a cardboard box in an alleyway. Sano walked out of the kitchen and saw you holding the said baby. “What is that?” He pointed towards the living organism in your arms. “I found them in a box, I wasn’t going to leave them there.” You protested before he could even start a lecture. “I have to go buy a few things, could you watch the baby for awhile?” You asked handing the baby to him. He slowly took the baby with a groan, holding it out away from him. The moment you left the baby started crying. Sano groaned loudly hoping this wouldn’t happen, he tried everything to get the baby to shut up. Eventually he took the baby to his lab to meet Sean. “Here.” He said holding the baby out to his pet. Sean sniffed the baby and the small thing calmed down. Sano laid the baby on Sean and went off to do work. You finally came home and sano was on the couch with no baby in sight. “Sano where’s he baby?” “Downstairs with Sean.” He answered simply. “What?!” (Sean basically took care of the baby.)




Akira; He immediately took the baby out of your arms and started playing with them. “Can you watch them for a bit while I get a few things?” You asked him as he played with the baby. “Yeah sure whatever.” He answered uninterested. You rolled your eyes and left for a few hours. Sano walked out of his lab and saw Akira laughing with a baby in his hands. “Where did you get that?” His twin brother asked. Akira just smiled holding the baby out to his brother. “Aren’t they cute?!” He smiled brightly. “...sure.” Sano shrugged it off and walked away. “You would be a boring uncle!” “Whatever Akira.” Hours later you came back and saw a sleeping Akira with a sleeping baby on his chest. Sano again walked out. “Hey y/n, am I a boring uncle?” “Huh?” You looked confused. “Did I miss something?”