Better Than Thai Noodle Bowls

"This story is more full of goodies than a plastic pumpkin on Halloween after a long night of trick-or-treating in all the good neighborhoods that give out full candy bars and, like, caramel apples and shiz. It’s like, you start reading it and you’re like, “okay, this is weird and inexplicable but also entertaining,” but then you keep going and it’s more like, “wow, who knew all of this randomness could come together in such a satisfying way, it’s almost as good as watching someone solve a Rubik’s cube,” and finally you’re all, “HOT DAMN, I want this story to be the godparent to my children!” Or maybe that’s just me. But, either way, I highly recommend this bizarre tale of brother-sister bonding, MMA fighting, lepidopteristic doings, and characteristically absurd British sensibilities. It will change your life, possibly for the better."