Last Disclaimer
Alrighty then, here it goes, in case you clicked on this and you didn't catch that this book was rated Mature. Well, it is. Often, it will be funny and others will be heartfelt little short stories, and some will be LGBT friendly. I am writing this mainly for Wattpad as a warning that this book is NOT for kids. If you're one of them, don't read any further.
I am mainly writing this as a break from my other "serious," fanfiction stories, and I'm honestly in the mood to poke a bit of fun at the Harry Potter mythos a bit. So, if that seems cool to you, or you just want adult humor, and some heartfelt love stories, then welcome. Kiddos, or people easily offended or homodisgust people, (phobia is not an accurate word to describe those who hate/dislike that lifestyle), this is not the book for you. Everyone else, you have been warned.
Last warning. Still here? Great, turn the page and let's see what I remember from writing this last time...
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Further Notes
I first wrote this one shot book a year ago solely on Wattpad. My readers loved it, and it got over 70k views, and a ton of votes and comments saying it was hilarious, and how much they liked it, and all that wonderful jazz. I had no explicit pics, or gifs to describe the sex scenes, nor were they solely smut, because a little plot is always a good thing, right? No one, and I repeat no one, said a damn thing to me that they hated it, or were offended by what the characters were doing, so I'm going to guess that some random troll decided to get butthurt, and poop their pampers because gods forbid, young and older adults who love one another have sex, smoke, or do any kind of drugs.
Okay, end of my rant. Still here? Great! Scroll or turn the page, and let's get reading, and I hope you enjoy!
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