Chapter 1
It’s so hard to even start a book omg wtf was I thinking to even give you the reader a glimpse of my sexual conquests! I’m sure if you’re a dude you’re probably thinking I did shit too lol but I assure you when you get through with this book you won’t say that. I know for a fact you wanna say I hate this motherfucka cause I did shit you probably will never get a chance to experience other’s will salute me and say young Pimp in training but I’m not writing this for any merits whatsoever or be applauded! I’m writing this because hey why not, it’s my life,my experiences,my lessons,my triumph, and also my heartbreaks, my drive to fuck anything moving, my addiction to the thrill of I can fuck that bitch, I’m going to till you how I was a complete and full blown nut addict! If sex was drug then I was the biggest junkie dope fein you can ever imagine, I was a hound for pussy every drop of it even if I didn’t want it! Lil Wayne once had a song called pussy monster lol I find that funny because if he is the pussy monster then got damn it I must be Thanos of vagina! So strap up ladies and gents whores and pimps as I take you on this wet ride of mental organisms for there will never be a motherfucka like me again! The piped piper of fuck ups and bust downs, I turned women out and the way I did it in another life I could have been a pimp real talk I drove women crazy to the point they didn’t even recognize who they were I made bitch’s crazy literally my dick was a prison to them and they my prisoner Institutionalized. I control your bitch with my mind your bitch is now my avatar type of shit! Shit nigga I ate pussy like if I was a starving Jew in nazi Germany lol I ain’t lying I ain’t lying if you think I’m I am go ask your baby mom, ex, friend,cousin,sister,mama,auntie,hell your grandma what I do shit, I was a beast when to come to this fucking shit! This is my story!
