Hey let me ruin your life
And I’m gonna let you know that this book is gonna be really fun so don’t worry we can pick up the mess later
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So I made it to 40 years old I didn’t think that I was going to make it this long under the conditions that I’ve been exposed to I survived I made it through Y2K I persevered through H one and one bird flu swine flu mad cow disease and now coronavirus the novel coronavirus I didn’t pay attention before I did it I was as reckless as I could’ve been but every conspiracy every propaganda every Fugazi manifesto you know I was everything I was everything I was every movie that was on television I was every book that was popular I was every story that was on the news I was every hero that nobody ever heard from I suffered for things that you wouldn’t even be kids to fathom could happen to a person anything that was supposed to go one way when a completely other way and I had to get used to that the irony of the chaos and confusion the people who refuse to conform to what could possibly be the statement that anything is possible
And I’m gonna let you know that this book is gonna be really fun so don’t worry we can pick up the mess later