Note From Authors
Note From Authors
Firstly I would like to thank everyone who helped me to write this book.
~T~ Hey Julian. She means us!
-J- I don’t think she does Tristan.
~T~ Of cause she does. What is it Beth said? “We offer a unique and diverse commentary and give the book an interactive feel.” So see, we helped!
*V* That was her nice way of saying you both kept interrupting me, with random and argumentative comments through the whole story. Also, she was scared you might literally bite her head off if we removed it. So I’m not sure if helpful is the best word choice here. How about I start again?
Firstly WE would like to thank everyone who helped us to write this book.
-J- Much better
The way this has been written is a little irregular, but hey! There’s not much regular about us. For both historical and personal reasons we wanted to make sure we got our experiences written down as soon as possible before we start to forget some of the details. As our lives have been so hectic we recorded everything audibly whenever we had a few free spare minutes. Our amazing friend Beth collated, typed and edited it all. To be honest she did so much more than we did. Having to go through all our recordings and make sense of it all was definitely not a small task. She, however, has done an impeccable job and we are so grateful.
<B> Well done Beth!!!
All three of us have written parts of this book and yes, as you can see from above, sometimes all at the same time. We wanted to keep the commentary and banter in this book for two reasons. Firstly it allows you to see all of our thoughts, not just mine. And secondly... The guys said they wanted to keep it in and Beth honestly was too scared to tell them no. So I was overruled. To Make it easier for you to identify who is talking we decided to code our commentary:
*V* = Mine (Vanessa)
~T~ = Tristan in bold.
-J- = Julian in italic.
<B> = Both guys in unison in both bold and italic. Yes, this genuinely happens so much we had to allocate them a separate code.
We are planning on releasing this book to the public on a forum chapter by chapter and would greatly appreciate it if you leave any feedback or constructive criticism. However, we will not stand for any rude or inappropriate comments.
~T~ But I’ve not hunted humans for years! I was looking forward to tracking down any haters.
*V* Oh shut up Tristan! You’re too lazy to hunt anyone down. You’ll probably just put a stroppy response to them and try to start a fight in the comment section.
Anyway. This is our story and our lives that we’re sharing. Please respect that. If you don’t like what happened, feel free to build a time machine and change it. That being said if you spot any inaccuracies or spelling mistakes please tell us. We’ve never written anything before. As I said we are very busy and may have forgotten to add something important or you may just want further information on something. Please comment and we will try our best to respond to everyone.
We hope you enjoy reading about our crazy life together.
