Season 1
Fuck!
That’s how I started my day. I was pulled from the most delicious sleep I could remember having to be told bad news. First my sleep, then bad news.
Fuck... Indeed.
What’s the bad news, you ask? Well, someone has a death wish apparently because, they did the unthinkable. Not murder, not arson. No, much much worst.
They stole from me. ME!!
Sweet mother fudging T!!
Why must people tempt me to misbehave? I mind my business and I stay to myself...okay... if we are honest I do cause a little hell sometimes. But hey! Someone has to spice this place up, am I right?
Any who, enough of me rambling lets start from the beginning...
5 years ago...
