Monster

He was also very in love with Levi, the 'amazing leader' of the high school's football team, and unfortunately, he didn't seem to be interested in guys.

But one day, an ordinary Tuesday, where delegates were displaying a banner for Halloween, Levi came to Eren.

It's not what the players usually did, walking toward the losers, or the ordinary boring regular people like Eren. Most of them would rather crash these little people, because they were either seniors or just deeply stupid.

But not Levi, and that's why Eren had a crush on him, because he was not a brute, and his skull was not filled with absolute nothingness.

He had this thing that made Eren turn his head in his path, or maybe it was his perfume.

The corridor was full of humans and smelled like expired shampoo and cheap deodorant, and while Eren tried to act like he didn't see the raven coming, he was already next to him.

"How's life?" Levi said a little nervous, nothing perceptible.

"Hi Levi, I watched your match yesterday, it was great!"

He lied, he actually cried in his bed because he had an assignment for the next day, and going out before it was finished was simply forbidden.

Levi lost his little smile, and looked awkwardly at the brunet. "But, we didn't win, Eren."

The brunet turned crimson red. He started to stutter to find an excuse, but Levi interrupted him before he could say anything else.

"Nevermind, I didn't come to talk about that disaster, I came for you, so don't bother, it's fine." He reassured him with a friendly hand on his shoulder.

"Oh, alright."

Levi looked at the ugly banner with disgusted eyes. There was this school's little party for Halloween that no one liked except the new high schoolers. Or there were some 'popular' people's parties, filled with whores and morons, either this or seeing candies scrolling all evening.

"I wanted to ask you if you'd wanted to come with me to Reiner's party for Halloween, but since this dickhead and I are angry at each other, I've decided not to come."

Eren was confused. It was rude of Levi to tell him that, and really useless. He started to walk, seeking for a clock, Levi following him.

"Instead, I wanted to bring you to the maze of the cornfield, just the two of us." Levi started to blush, a light pink on his pale cheeks.

Eren thought for a minute. And if it was a lie? Or a joke? Or a bet? He was not in ‘she’s all that’ though. "Levi… Hum…" The raven looked at him with hopeful eyes. Eren looked around them to check if there were one or some of his teammates watching them.

"Yes? Is that a yes?" Eren thought about the few talks they have had before, Levi seemed genuine, why not now? Plus, it was his crush, why refusing?

"I… didn't know you wanted to be in my company."

Levi stayed silent for a few seconds before putting Eren on the side he was looking around.

"Well, please don't tell anyone, even less to the boys or else they are gone to ruin my precious peace," Levi whispered, "You're really my type of people, and I wanted to know you better."

Eren smiled at Levi's words. "I'd love to, then."

Maybe if Levi came later, Eren could have been less distracted, and maybe, he would have checked his tiny cardboard calendar way more precisely. A second more would have been enough.

There was a full moon on that day. Staying home was not an option.

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When he realized his mistake, the one that could ruin his whole life, it was already too late, and they were already leaving Levi's car behind them, walking together next to each other on their way to the maze.

Eren usually didn't pay that much attention to the moon, but he recently noticed that the big bright sphere has gotten bigger, and since his mom could not transform anymore, he had to check on it alone.

This was the worst scenario ever and it had to happen to him. A full moon on Halloween, Eren could have seen it coming, but on his date? He sighed. He couldn't drop Levi like that.

"Hey, what's the matter?"

Levi looked as concerned as offended, the thought of Eren being bored with him hurt him.

"Oh, I was just thinking about my maths test that I failed last month, my mom killed me."

"Well, that's not a usual thought." Levi said before looking away. "Do you know what I'm thinking about?" He took Eren's hand in his and kissed it, trying his best to be flirty.

"I don't know."

"Your pretty face," the oldest said with a smile.

"Stop being cheesy, it doesn't fit you!" Eren laughed at him and held his hand stronger.

The sky was still a bit blue, he had a few hours to spend, Eren could only count on his luck, so he decided he could spend them with Levi before running away. He just had to find a good reason, a good lie.

He was good at lying.

They first went to get dinner. There were food trucks everywhere, Halloween was a good occasion to make business works.

They opted for ribs. And if Levi did his best not to get a stain, Eren couldn't help but eat like a fucking beast, and a lot.

"Damn Eren, do you even eat at your place?"

He looked at him with his big teal eyes, this look that had Levi feeling peaceful and wasted.

"No, it's just so good!"

Levi huffed before handing him a paper towel. "At least wipe your mouth, it's fucking disgusting."

"Thanks," he said with a smile.

Once their meal paid, they bought some popcorn and made their way to the maze. But Eren was unfortunately way too stressful to completely enjoy it.

It was kind of late, the night was about to fall in less than an hour. But the brunet had a plan : he would lose Levi in the maze and run at home, then the next day he would lie and build an alibi.

But what he didn't think about was how Levi was : he didn't want to let his hand free except for eating his popcorn.

Even if Eren was the happiest to see that, he was terrified. His cuteness didn't hold back the fear of being discovered. He didn't want Levi to see him under the moon, and he didn't want to hurt him once transformed.

A chill draft hit them slowly, causing chills on Eren's bare arms. "Damn, I'm cold," he said.

Levi asked hurriedly "Do you want my vest? I have a sweater under it." the oldest handed him the coat that Eren quickly put on. It was surprisingly his size, even if he couldn't close it, but it was heartwarming anyway. "Thank you so— much."

The maze was decorated for halloween and a lot of 'scary' stuff was hidden in the walls of corn cobs. This gave Eren an Idea, "Let's play hide and seek," he said.

"Oh please, Eren, we're not five."

"Come o—n, it's gonna be fun, I swear."

He tried a few more times before Levi finally accepted to play. The littlest then walked away to hide while Eren was counting. After he hit twenty, he walked toward the exit. He looked on the right, nothing except a spooky clown and on his left, a dead end.

"Where's the exit?!" He said for himself.

He started to search the exit frantically, and at the same time, he tried to find Levi. He luckily found him walking around, waiting for him. He was simply beautiful. It almost made him forget the dangerously Imminent metamorphosis.

Almost.

He now knew where he was, he just had to find an exit while avoiding everyone.

It was ridiculously gigantic and yet there were only around ten people with them, if not less, for Eren's delight. But except people and Levi, another problem was bothering Eren; the moon rising.

He quickly turned his phone completely off after warning his mom then ran away the faster he could. He could feel his whole body shaking in fear. It was way too late for him, his only escape now was to hide far from everyone.

It never happened to him before, he always had the right date, and always went to his big cage at times.

The white sphere glowed behind the clouds. His fingertips started to sting, he could feel blood running in his veins, and his pupils expanding. It was a matter of seconds.

Eren just ran, without watching before him, and against all expectations, ran into Levi. He was going around in circles from the beginning.

"Eren! You scared the living shit out of me, oh my god!"

But Eren couldn't stop and talk to him, explaining the situation, telling the truth, for once. He ran away from him, as fast as he could going through the corn walls.

"Eren! Please wait for me, I don't like these jokes!" Levi then ran behind him. "Eren! why don't you stop??"

He could hear him starting to cry, afraid of this place, here all by himself. Eren was trying his best not to stop for reassuring him, this sweet guy he was in love with.

The wind started to shout stronger than before, lifting his clothes, revealing his hairy belly. The moon was almost out of her hiding place.

He hated him for what he was, just a monster. Just a curse to everyone around him.

Finally, the bright light of the white sphere glowed with pride. Eren was fully exposed now, and if the clouds helped him, he knew he would have turned into the beast he really is sooner or later.

Unfortunately, Levi managed to reach out to him, but he didn't seem to notice the state of the youngest.

"Eren! you're the worst asshole I've ever met!" Levi shouted while throwing a cob of corn at him. His face was red and wet, especially his cheeks, and his eyes were teary. "I thought you liked me but you're just selfish and stupid!"

He walked away from Eren, angry and deeply hurt.

Maybe throwing the cob was the thing he shouldn't have done. Eren growled like a wild dog. His mouth watered more and more until his saliva became thicker.

The metamorphosis was an uncomfortable thing to watch, and it was truly painful for Eren. He screamed in pain, horrified by himself. He shouted a broken help before his screams became indescribable whining. Animal sounds, growls and squeaks were all people could hear now.

All these sounds reached Levi's terrorized ears. It sounded way too real to be one of those cheap speakers with frightening voices or whatsoever hidden everywhere, and it scared Levi even more, who was searching for an exit.

Still, he worried for Eren. Something bad could have happened to him, maybe even related to these cries.

He came back to check on him. Even if Eren acted like an idiot, Levi couldn't help but come back to the brunet.

But the thing that standed before him was the last thing he expected.

Eren was nowhere to see, only a big dressed wolf standing on its two hind legs. Eren couldn't help but howl at the moon. His worst enemy, yet his best friend somehow, the star was mysterious.

When he stared back at the floor, he saw Levi, petrified by fear. Under this form, every alive thing that crossed his gaze was food, or an annoying animal to cut down, and so was Levi. The growl he let escape of his mouth made the raven almost peeing his pants.

His bones unlocked, his muscles relaxed, the click hit him, he began to run.

The exit was the goal and he was the ball, or whatever his coach said after his match.

Levi never ran that fast before, he could feel his body tensing at every step. The floor was bothering him and he wished he could fall to stop his legs from moving.

The maze was full of hidden places and it was easy to get lost, or in Levi's case, to flee. He opted for the hide option. Just the time to catch his breath and figuring out how to save himself from this nightmare. He heard the wolf not too far behind him. It terrified him. "I'll get eaten, like eren" he whispered, crying. He didn't want to die. He heard the wolf sniffing just next to him, separated by these simple corn stems and some pumpkins. And, with a closer look, he recognised the vest he gave to Eren earlier, and his torn pants.

"Eren?!" Levi said before realising his mistake. The wolf turned his head to face him. Levi was sure now, he could recognise them through anything, these pulchrius teal pupils.

These were Eren's.

"E-Eren... Is that you?" He was pretty sure it was Eren. It couldn't be otherwise, but how? This was unbelievable. How could a guy like him have turned into such a scary thing? "Eren..." New tears started to roll on his reddish cheeks.

All his fangs were out, ready to bite, ready to kill. Eren made a step, causing Levi to retreat. He stood up slowly, eyes still fixed on his emerald gaze. One blink and everything was over. He then tried to go through the cornwall behind him. These only plants were separating him from a possible way to escape.

He counted in his head, and once he hit three, he ran away as fast as he could. He was afraid to die, he couldn't die. Not like that. It felt so not right to Levi, then, a solution. The one he was waiting to find.

The forest was just before him. And he knew it way better than the maze. He kept moving forward, fleeing death, fleeing pain and Eren until he reached the biggest trees.There, he hid behind one. It was the worst hideout he has ever found, but he had no energy left. His legs muscles were about to give up on him, his whole body was sore, especially his kidneys. His heart was beating too fast, he tried his best not to breathe too loud. Eren wasn't too far behind, searching for him. Only him, and not the amount of people outside the field.

He grabbed a huge wood stick next to him to use it as a sort of sword or a shield. He couldn’t run anymore, he had to defend himself and save his ass alone. But Eren appeared before him, and he didn't have any more time to think. He was so scary and yet, somehow, so amazing, Levi couldn't help but find him majestic. He howled at the moon again.

"Eren... It's me, it's Levi, do you remember me?" he tried, stick pointed in front of him to block any frontal attack. But he didn't seem to care.

"E-Eren please... are you going to eat me? You can't be hungry with all the food you ingested earlier." It wasn't the right moment to make a joke, but Levi needed it, or else he would faint.

He knew Eren could jump and kill him at any moment, and it was stressing him out.

"Eren... Can you hear me?" but only growls and barks were his answer. Levi was strong, but the wood heavy, almost taller than him, the weight was consequent enough to make him struggle. It almost fell on the right, on the left, moving like a boat on rough seas, and soon the wood stick was more interesting than Levi's tender meat. This didn't escape from his gaze.

"You want it Eren?" he asked with a shaky voice but still a playful tone.

He saw Eren's tail jiggling. "Of course you wanna play you're a fucking dog." The wood was hard to lift but he managed to throw it away. It landed far enough so he could blow a little bit. It was surprising how he was still so childish and playful even as a hungry werewolf.

Eren ran after it, this was Levi's only escape. He could flee, or keep distracting him from eating him. Deep down, it was still Eren, right?

"Hey, hum... Eren. Give me my sword back," he said, gaining back some strength.

But Eren was stubborn, this wood stick was now his toy and not a sword anymore. He destroyed it so much that Levi was not sure he still wanted it. He looked around, but nothing. It was the only effective 'weapon'.

After an umpteenth time of trying to call him, Eren finally brought it back. Levi took it carefully, the stick was gross and sticky in some places. And without wasting any more time, walked to reach his car.

He didn't know what to do, this wasn't an usual situation. He grabbed his phone to call his uncle. But what would he say? 'Hey Kenny Eren's a dangerous werewolf and he tried to eat me. comin' home.' he would laugh and hang up.

But he didn't really know where Eren lived, since he came to pick him up in front of the high-school so he didn't have to search for his street. He remembered something about Cimarron Street, but he didn't want to risk it.

Staying in the forest seemed to be a good option, but what if he falls asleep and Eren eats him? Or worse, if he ran away to eat the whole city? He bit his cheek from the inside.Things would be easier if he had Eren's mom's dial.

Eren was behind him, howling, growing, trying to catch the wood stick and even trying to eat Levi's hair. Levi wanted to punch him, but he was too scared to protest.

But what he did after that was the most unexpected. Eren grabbed Levi and awkwardly tried to mate him. Levi was waiting for his head to disappear after feeling the brunet's snout next to him, but nothing except these weird movements that had Levi feeling uncomfortable. He pushed Eren away, embarrassed. "I’m not into dogs, no offense."

He shook his head and walked away. Once they arrived at the maze, they didn't bother themselves and went around it. The car was not too far away, but there were still people .

"Was the maze fun dude? I heard some screams in there!" asked the owner when he saw Levi. "Yeah it was amazing, a really great idea!" He tried to act amused but he just wanted to kill himself. Then Eren came behind him, a scary two meters high standing wolf. The owner screamed and exclaimed, "Wow, your costume is amazing! I almost shit my pants,It's so impressive you gotta tell me your secret!" But Eren didn't chuckle or answer like he would probably do.

This guy was kind of annoying, but Levi acted cool, he had to keep this situation under his control. "Yeah he worked on it so hard but we can't hear him through it, But we gotta go right now so sorry." He ran away, discreetly giggling his wood stick so Eren followed him. He took his keys out of his pocket and struggled to get Eren in.

"Come on Eren, be a good guy, come in my car."

But, Eren was stubborn, not understanding and even less understandable.

He then saw a couple walking by. Levi didn't lose time and grabbed the girl's hot dog, giving her money instead, ignoring her yelling. He threw the food on the back seats and finally, Eren got in. "Finally," he said by closing the door.

He drove to his home, not without fighting Eren who tried to lick his face or move to the front seat. Levi mentally cried for getting his uncle's car so dirty, but knew deep down that he would clean it all up.

"Here we are, dog."

He grabbed his stick and let Eren go out of his car. He huffed, ready to howl again. Levi struggled to keep him shut, since it was simply not the moment, and every single of his neighbours would hear him. Levi opened the front door and peeked inside. His uncle was asleep in front of the TV, a can of beer in his hand. He sighed and let Eren enter his property. The next step was his bedroom upstairs. His mom was normally asleep in her bedroom, because his uncle would have put a few more drops of her soporific in her glass to be sure to spend a quiet evening, like he did each time Levi hanged out.

Levi tried to control Eren, he was heavy and the floor was creaking at every step of the animal. He was stressful, Eren was still unstable and could go back to his harmful mood anytime. He finally went through all this without any more trouble than a broken vase.

Once the door completely closed, he sat on his bed and looked at Eren who was sitting next to the window to stare at the moon. He had so many questions about the youngest now. He wished he could bring him back to his human form, so he could get his answers. But he guessed he had to wait until Mother Nature decided it was the time for it.

It was terribly late, the sun was about to rise in around two hours, and it’s only after checking the time that Levi noticed how long it took him to handle all this. First, the maze, his frantic chase, and then, bringing Eren to his house without killing anyone on the road.

All this sounded way too surreal, he wondered if he was not dreaming or whatsoever.

He waited for the sun to rise and November to begin, and in the meantime, insomnia took the best of him.

At least, he could watch Eren and make sure everything was alright.

The rest of the night was boring, since Eren fell asleep on his carpet. He bet he felt uncomfortable in his clothes, but he mostly thought about it because he himself felt like a canned sardine.

He was thinking about the consequences of leaving Eren for the time of a short shower, and after a fight with the wall, he decided that he had the right to do it carelessly because there was dirt all over him.

Back in his bedroom, clean and dressed more casually, he laid on his bed and looked at the ceiling. He hated his insomnia episodes. He could not sleep, despite being very tired, and he hardly found the time to take a nap in the afternoon.

He saw the sky getting lighter and to wait until the sun was up, he took the pieces of the broken vase and a tube of superglue, and started assembling it. Fortunately, it was empty when Eren bumped it.

Around seven and a half, he was almost done when he heard a groan coming from behind him.

He looked at the carpet, distraught by the sound. It got his heart beating faster, he forgot about the big wolf in his bedroom.

What was his surprise when he saw Eren back to normal.

"Eren!" Levi rushed towards him to check on him. A wave of relief hit him stronger than he thought, and he could cry at any moment.

The brunet woke up with difficulty, as if his body was full of aches and pains.

"Eren, are you okay?"

Levi was caressing his arm slowly to wake him up.

"I'm fine," Eren said, putting himself in a sitting position, "Although my back hurts a little"

Levi handed him a bottle of water that was near his bed.

"Thank you."

"Do you even remember a thing?"

Eren emptied the little bottle in a minute, then answered with a sad expression "Don't tell anyone."

He wiped an appearing tear in his inner corner. "I'm just a monster."

Levi started panicking. He never handled this kind of sadness before. "Don't say that, you didn't choose to be a werewolf."

"It doesn't change the fact that I tried to kill you! Being a wolf does not mean that I will only rip my jeans at each full moon, it means that I'm able to kill mindlessly! It's so stupidly evident!"

He started to cry. It was hard as much mentally and physically to carry such a responsibility that is Eren's curse.

Levi hugged him, not really knowing what he had to do or say. To say that Eren was exhausted would be an understatement.

"Look," Levi started, "You're inevitably you, no matter how hard you try to avoid it, no matter what you show to people."

Eren snuggled against his chest. He felt weak, he felt trapped. He cried against Levi for a few minutes. The raven held him tight, it was way better than speaking on deaf ears.

"Do you feel better?" Levi asked, breaking the upcoming silence.

Levi hesitantly kissed the top of his head. He didn't usually do that, but why not this time.

In his sadness, Levi's arms gave him a heartwarming sensation. It was comforting and effectively helped him to feel better in his state. aches here and there vanished as well as his heart was beating faster.

"Yes."

Eren separated from him “I need to go to the toilets.” he said.

His cheeks became slightly pink. Levi unconsciously looked at his lower parts where a little bulge was noticeable. “Oh,” Levi said, completely removing his arms from him.

A shiver crossed his body, and a sudden rise of courage awakened.

"Let me take care of this," he grabbed his arm softly and pulled Eren toward him.

The brunet opened his mouth but nothing came out except a thin sigh. Levi climbed on Eren's lap slowly and cupped his cheeks. He felt aroused, and sort of flattered by his bold gesture.

Eren felt his cock twitch in his teared pants when he felt Levi against his pelvis. The raven rocked his hips against his. He started to blush even more, and grabbed Levi by his shirt to kiss him, first softly, then in a more hungry, erratic, and sloppy way. It was hard for them to leave each other’s lips, but the lack of air did them apart.

Levi's lips were swollen and red, making him look even more beautiful from Eren’s point of view. He let a last peck on his mouth before letting a trail of light kisses from his jawline to the hollow of his neck.

Levi sighed and passed a hand in Eren's brown locks. His cheeks became red and his cock hardened in his jogging. He sucked his skin, biting it, leaving a trace of his passage. His kisses became hungrier and greedier as time passed by.

He let his hands discover Levi's body like a fresh new map. The littlest moaned when he brought him closer, their dick brushing each other's through their clothes turning him on even more.

Levi repeated it by moving his hips and moaned louder. Eren grabbed Levi's ass to increase the movements and kissed him endlessly.

He laid the raven on the rug and pulled his shirt off before taking off his own.

“You’re so beautiful,” he whispered in his ear.

Levi moaned as an answer, "Eren…"

His pants were soon off as Eren kissed the inside of his laps slowly before pulling him into open mouth kisses again. Eren was already addicted to Levi's taste, licking every wall of his mouth, sucking his tongue and biting his red plumping lips.

He carried the raven on the bed without letting his mouth go. Neither of them wanted to separate. Levi cupped his crotch in his hand, caressing the unmistakable bulge. Eren groaned under the touch and suddenly broke the kiss, "D'you have anything?" he asked.

"Hold on," Levi said, leaving Eren panting hard, breathing the fresh new air.

He reached for the pants he wore before his shower and took a condom out of the back pocket. He almost snorted when he heard Eren sighing in relief.

"Had a feeling." he threw it aside as Eren started to let a sloppy trail of kisses on his neck again.

He laid back and opened his drawer to grab a little bottle of lube that he threw too.

"Now let's go back to you about to fuck me." He said before kissing Eren's jaw and undoing his belt. He took the rest of their clothes off, releasing their aching cocks.

Levi whimpered at the feeling and brought Eren closer to him, "Hold me tight."

The demand sent a shiver straight to his prick, he held him close and started kissing his whole body. He was well aware of letting his arms still wrapped around Levi, , lingering on his nipples and his bellybutton. The littlest's dick was leaking beads of precum, Eren couldn't help but find it hot.

Levi's moans were so sweet to Eren's ear, he wanted to hear more and more of it until ecstasy. He kissed the tip of his hard cock, teasing it a little bit then letting a chaste kiss on it. He took the lube at the edge of the bed and spread some on his fingers.

His little pleated entry was begging to be touched, twitching at each kiss, so Eren decided to give it the attention it deserved.

He caressed his hole with his coated digits before carefully entering a finger inside. The sensation of the man inside of him made Levi feel uncomfortable for a few seconds before Eren bent his finger and added another one.

"Oh, oohoh re-do it!" Levi moaned and put his hands on Eren's shoulders.

The brunet bent his fingers again and again against Levi's walls. He worked him open fow a good hot moment before he pulled his slicked covered hand away, and let a kiss on Levi's lips instead.

He reached for the condom fast and ripped it open. His penis was painfully hard and leaking beads of precum, and it felt particularly good to finally touch his thick erection. He groaned and put a rather large amount of lube on his covered dick before placing it at Levi's entry. "I- well, y'know just… speak if anything." Eren said before putting the tip of his cock inside. Levi's heat was pleasant and tight. Eren moaned as he kept going slowly, observing every expression of Levi's face.

Once he was fully in, he waited a few minutes caressing Levi's shoulders in a comforting way. "You okay?"

"It's fine, just wait." Levi said, breathing loudly. In fact, he was burning terribly but the pain somehow made him feel good.

After a short moment, he started moving his legs, "Fuck me, Eren."

Eren's cock jerked at the ask. He started rocking his hips. He held Levi's waist with a hand and put the other one on the soft mattress. The burning sensation disappeared as the pleasure replaced it.

Their kisses were messier, their teeth joined the waltz in a clicking sound, Eren began to bite Levi's neck and collar bones, his primal instincts fighting to take control and lead the moment.

He couldn't help but growl from time to time. His breathing was erratic and he soon covered Levi's body with his own, kissing his jawline and his lips again. Levi felt already so good, but being surrounded like that made him feel even better. He would have even asked Eren to choke him if it wasn’t already hard for him to breathe under the youngests weight.

Eren always thought he could only dream of it. Levi’s body felt heavenly good, like he expected of him to be. He was —from Eren’s point of view— perfect.

Levi moaned louder as Eren hit his famous sweet spot he barely reached with his fingers earlier. "Ugh-! Fuck, harder!"

Eren kept pounding on it until he felt Levi's asshole sucking him in tight. "I'm- I'm 'bout to cum!" The feeling was too good, Eren felt his release right after Levi's.

His movements progressively slowed until he totally stopped and pulled himself out.

When Eren woke up off Levi, he noticed the thick semen connecting them on their torso. Levi sighed and grabbed a tissue on the side "Gross," he said as he wiped it off.

The brunet took the condom off his softening sex and threw it in the trash next to the bed. "I can't believe it."

"What? That you're covered in semen? It's unbelievably filthy."

"I just had sex with you."

Levi laughed and put an arm on his eyes "Guess you gotta' get used to it fast then."

Eren laughed too, still high from his orgasm. Then he realized what Levi just said to him. "Wait, what did you just say?"

"I Insinuated that I'm kind of- oh."

"You want me to be your boyfriend right?"

His ears turned crimson red as Levi wiped his bust —he couldn't take it anymore, the drying cum on his chest smelled.

"I thought it was obvious."

Eren fought against all the forces of the goddam world not to smile. He inevitably failed, of course.

Levi reached for his cheek, feeling loving enough to let a kiss on it.

"What, in the actual, very fucking fuck."

Both jumped in fear. Eren rapidly covered his prick with his hands like a child, feeling shameful before the middle aged man standing before them. Levi covered himself with his blanket, leaving only his head for anyone to see. "God, you scared me. Do me a favor, and leave my bedroom, don’t do this to yourself," Levi said.

"Looks like you two were playing 'hide the cannoli'."

Levi sighed, ready to fight anyone at that moment. "Oh, what an understatement. Now for the love of Maria, get out of my room!"

"Best wishes dear," he said to Eren as he closed the door shut.

Kenny went back on the couch and lit up his first cigarette of the day

Against all expectations, even the strongest hangover couldn't knock down Kenny Ackerman (was he even ever hangovered ?). But this. This specific post hanky panky view of his nephew had him seeing the end of the tunnel.

"Well, ain't that the weirdest mornin'."