The O-Bitch-uaries
Ah, spring! The flowers are blooming and decaying at a beautiful rate. The snow is melting, and with the weather getting warmer, the entire city of Geisterwelt will come alive. However, if there was one person in this city that you don't want to know your darkest secrets, it was her. The head writer for the Decay, the author of the O-Bitch-uaries herself: Formelda Hyde. The rest of the population adored her juicy stories and tales of gossip. But for the upper echelons residing in the city, it was a completely different experience for us. One rumor or accusation, or even a suggestion was enough to send us into a head-spinning frenzy. And what she wrote about me in the papers were a gross exaggeration! And my time of reckoning came in the gossip columns
"An astonishing turn of events has happened right here in Geisterwelt! The Much Admired and Much Pampered Lady Josephine Bearer has been discovered harboring humans in her lavish townhome on Dead End Drive. If discovered, it would mean banishment!"
"That insufferable little bitch!" I shouted. "How dare she write that about me?!"
"Well, technically, it is true." Paul replied.
"I know, I know! It hurts, though."
