Chapter 1
Dillon Enters: Hey, have you seen Brody?
Breanna: Why the HELL would I know where Brody is?
Dillon: smiles awkwardly
Breanna: ... he’s in his room plotting to murder E Boy Kyle
Dillon: walks to Brody’s room and opens door
Dillon: Hey Brody I-
Brody: Dancing and singing to Strawberry Kisses by Nikki Webster
Brody: I’VE BEEN MISSIN’ YOUR STRAAAAAAAWBERRY KISSES, THERE’S NOTHING AS SWEET, THE TASTE STILL DRIVES ME CRAAAAAZ-
Brody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Dillon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Brody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Dillon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Brody: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN DILLON YOU CANT JUST OPEN THE DOOR WITHOUT KNOCKING FIRST!
Dillon: What are you doing?
Brody:.... NOTHING!!!
Dillon: Sound like you were singing...
Brody: I WAS LISTENING TO THE RADIO DILLON!
Dillon: I don’t think the radio plays Nikki Webster these days... and also... there’s no radio in the room...
Brody: WELL... WELL... WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Dillon: I was wondering if you wanted to go get some fish and chips and plot to kill E boy Kyle, but if you’re too busy I can just lea-
Brody: Wait, wait... I.. I want some fish and chips...
Dillon: I don’t know.. you seemed kinda busy...
Brody: Yeah.. well I can just sin- I mean... plot murder later
Dillon Okay.. then let’s go
Brody: But first
Brody: Gets closer to kiss Dillon
Dillon: Goes in for a kiss but before they do, they get interrupted
Breanna: Walks through the door
Breanna: Hey Brody have you figured out how we’re going to kill E boy Ky- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Brody/Dillon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Post scene
Breanna: That was the worst fucking song I’ve ever heard
Dillon: I don’t know... I kinda liked it
Brody: Yeah me too...
Breanna: rolls eyes Well as long as it wasn't the Beatles
~Fin~
End credits music Strawberry Kisses
Script by WartortleTale
Breanna..............TwizzFizz
Brody................TwizzFizz
Dillon...............TwizzFizz
