IF I WHERE A ZEBRA

If i were a zebra here's what
I'd say, take
that giraffe's leaves so he'll just
go away. He
thinks he's so cute and he's always
taunting
me too. Because it's so easy for him to
reach all of his food.
He says, "Hey zebra look, look at what I
can do. It's so easy for me to get
my ownn
food!"

Then, he stretches real high with
his extremely long neck and crunches
and munches until there are no more
leaves left to get.
He often makes fun of me and
calls me a ref,

since my body is covered in black
and white
stripes. "Ha ha, very funny" I
often reply.
Giraffes are a bit Giraffy, pardon
the phrase.
But, if I get my way by the end
of the day,
I'll be the last one to laugh, not this long
nerked giraffe
So, I decided to play really funny prank.
I would sneak into his stall later
and put
molasses in his tank. Then the
next time he
tries to munch on a leaf, the
molasses will
make all the leaves stick to his teeth!
So, later that night after munching his
leaves, he returned to his stall to
get himself
a big drink. I was giggling SO
hard I could
barely keep a straight face and
I found it

quite strange that he hadn't noticed his
water had been replaced.
As he walked over to the tree
about to take
his first bite, I just couldn't help
it and hold it
all inside. So, I burst out laughing
and fell to
my knees. He stopped for a
moment, looked

over and winked. He stretched
his neck high
and took a rather large bite. He
cruncheed
and he crunched, then swallowed and
smiled. Me, I just stood there very
confused.
Why didn't they stick? I was in such
disbelief. The molasses is sticky.
He shouldn't
be smiling. He should be picking
all of those
leaves from his teeth

The giraffe, he just laughed and said,
"Thanks for the drink. I've always
loved chocolate milk. It goes great with
these leaves!"