Aaah! “200 years per second,” a cool female voice said. Not that it made any sense to me but what I could sense was, that I was traveling forward? No, it felt backward. No, it just did not make any sense I was going in both directions at the same time. In shock I looked around and saw something like spaghetti, I realized that they were my feet stretching to lengths of 5 feet. I tried to reach them, but trying to do so I fell, instantly darkness covered around me like a thick blanket.
My eyes opened abruptly. I stood up rubbing my eyes as the sunlight fell directly on my face I looked around dazed to see myself in a forest I moved around like a psychopath who was trying to get hold of a person to strangle. I found out that I was really tired not sure from what, so I decided to find a spot to rest and think about what in the hell was going on. I found myself a clear spot under a giant oak tree with enough shade I could rest in I sat down and relaxed.
Yes now to the main questions, Who am I. What! I gazed at the sky trying to recollect my memories but nothing the only thing I could remember was a cool female voice saying 200 hundred years per second. What the heck! what did that even mean?