Chapter 1
Chapter 1
(1) Children
1. Dazhuoding Village, Jurong, Jiangsu, on the night of January 31, 1969, the coldest day, minus 12 degrees, the snow was flying, and the snow was high. When my mother was pregnant with me, I was lying in my stomach and adjusted for three months. Grandma had already slept that day, and she thought that she must not give birth tonight. It was too cold, and she still hadn’t slept. My mother just slept and had a stomachache. Dad came to call grandma, she was about to give birth, so I dared to invite a midwife. , it was born, that is, one foot came out first, after tossing for a long time, my foot was frozen and purple, and everyone present thought it was useless, and they dared not tell my mother. Before 11 o’clock in the night, he was finally born safely, a boy, the god GeYiMin.
2. It is a big family, with grandfather, wife, grandfather, grandma, father, mother, aunt, uncle, elder brother, and a younger brother two years later. Born a landlord.
3. There is a slogan on the wall: “Down with Japanese Imperialism”.
4. 1974--75, kindergarten. I can sing and act. I played the People’s Liberation Army, and I also performed in other villages. There were many farmers in the audience. Others told my mother that I played well.
5. I don’t like to move, I like to be quiet. I once stood in front of the blackboard of Uncle Village Primary School for a long time and was teased.
When I was 6 or 3 years old, I wanted to find the elixir of life from cactus or some herbs. When I saw the cactus on the house, I thought, if I eat it, I will live forever. I wonder if there is any kind of grass behind the house or in the vegetable field. Vegetables, eat immortality.
This is the origin of the nerve.
When I was 7 or 3 years old, I drank the urine of a 7-year-old girl. For some unknown reason, my neighbor, Mengmeng, who was 7 years old, took a piss in front of my house. It happened to be in a broken bowl.
8. When I was in kindergarten, I stole a knife from elementary school students with Zhu Dehong. I said I picked it up twice, but my grandfather didn’t believe it.
(2) Dingcun Primary School
1. 1975--80, elementary school, I first listened to the Hong Kong Liangyou Gospel Channel, and I felt warm and liked. The most impressive program is the desert spring. The results have always been in the forefront.
2. In the first grade report card, I changed 60 points to 80 points and 70 points to 90 points. My brother, father, and grandfather made fun of me, but they didn’t blame me.
3. Participate in the county mathematics competition.
4, began to hazy like some girls.
5. During the winter vacation of the first grade, my mother asked me to ask Mr. Wu Chaofeng for some old newspapers. I sat at the door of the classroom for a long time after school and could not speak. Later, my brother asked for it, and the teacher gave it. I am afraid of dealing with teachers (leaders), which will affect me to this day.
6. I took a nap at school in the summer. I basically couldn’t sleep. I pretended to be asleep. Once, I lied on the bench and pretended to be asleep. Teacher Wu nailed the poster, took it off, and the stapler fell on my head. The teacher said sorry, I pretended not to hear, and continued Pretend to sleep.
7. I don’t understand the need to repay the money borrowed from relatives.
8. I was very envious when I saw Mr. Wu taking the bus.
9. Paint out the words on the book reward awarded by Mr. Cao Yuangen. I said someone else painted it and said a random name. The teacher asked Xu Rui and he said there was no such person, so I was slapped by the teacher.
10. Join the red soldiers and wear a red scarf.
11. At the primary school student meeting criticizing Deng Xiaoping, he chanted a small poem. I can’t remember the content, but I remember the ending was “Criticize, criticize, criticize, and criticize”, as if it was written by me, my brother and my grandfather. When I read with my head tilted, my classmates called me tilted.
12. At the neighbor Xu Rui’s house, he found that there was no light bulb under the wire. He said that the wire had electricity. I didn’t believe it. He stood on a wooden bench and touched the wire with his hand.
13. I don’t want others to take the initiative to be nice to me. Once the whole family was having lunch, my grandmother put a piece of meat in my bowl, I immediately clamped it and threw it on the ground, which was very inhumane.
14. When my grandfather died of a cerebral hemorrhage, he was parked in the house, and I saw that his mouth was always venting. I haven’t cried and been scolded by my mother for being unkind.
15. Once home from school, my great-grandfather and my mother disputed a poem: “You don’t know the dawn in spring, you hear birds singing everywhere; when the wind and rain come at night, you know how many flowers fall.” Or: “Night sleep (Yimin) doesn’t realize it. , you can hear birds singing everywhere; when spring comes the sound of wind and rain, you know how many flowers are falling.”
16. There was a school math competition. The teacher corrected one question. I should be the first. Grandpa is going to the school to find a teacher.
17. I take a nap in the summer. Sometimes when I am on duty, I touch the eyelashes of my classmates with a pencil. Blinking means my classmates are not asleep.
18. At the end of a nap, a classmate made a prank and poured water on my desk, saying that I urinated. The teacher believed me and asked me.
19. Grandpa was touched by a tractor. The other party gave me a lot of tomatoes. He asked me to eat them.
20, herding cattle, riding on the back of cattle, a little scared. The ox entered the river to the other bank, afraid that it would not be able to lead it back, and the ox would return by itself.
21. Xu Rui, Cao Weimin, I, fishing, we distribute the fish fairly, not like adults care about, and wrote an essay.
22. Because of his dissatisfaction with Cao Weimin, he tore up Cao Weimin’s book between classes.
23. Jurong County Mathematical Contest, I went to the county seat to participate in the competition. I felt very comfortable by taking the bus, the pleasure of speed, and the compass.
24. My brother and I were at the door, and there was a fire in the Liushui Cave. My uncle asked us to talk, but I did not.
25. Grandma said: Make money to give birth to you (Ge Yimin). In my memory, at home, next to the water tank, there was a girl who seemed to be my cousin Cao Hui.
26, high school, took the classmates 2 cents.
27. Zhou Xingbin said that the teacher sees people serving soup, and Teacher Wen said, serving GeYiMin broth, serving you green vegetable soup.
One arrangement, move 3 pieces, then turn it around, make the get out of class, and I immediately go up and do it right.
28. Nap, at the same table, brother Tai Juan, a bunch of waste keys, a lot, I touched it for a long time, other people fake sleep, I want to steal his waste keys.
29. In elementary school, I had inexplicable waist and leg pain and could not walk. Others went to the field to call my mother, acupuncture. I remember moving home slowly from the forest farm.
30. In summer, my grandfather took me to see the Milky Way. The sky is full of stars. The Milky Way is a drum in the middle, with small ellipses on both sides. It is beautiful and bright. Ellipses are solid.
31. There was a time when my little aunt was sleeping at my house, and I happened to be playing a table tennis on the bed. The next morning, she said that she was separated from her waist.
32. Once the great grandfather was chatting at the door of Xiazi’s house and said: “Good people don’t live long, bad people live for a thousand years.” An old lady said how did bad people live for a thousand years? Grandpa said no, if you mentioned the bad guy, he would have lived for a thousand years.
33. Sitting on my great-grandfather’s lap, he gave me a fruit candy, I crushed it and ate it, it was even sweeter.
34. Dad, a fish-fishing raw hand, actually caught the largest grass carp, and Lao Jichun asked him to sell some to him.
35. The first time I fished, I caught a big white fish in Tiejia Mountain. I was afraid and called my brother to come down.
Once I was fishing in the pond above the village, and I caught a lot of big grass carp, as if someone had put them in the pond.
36. Xu Rui, a classmate from the same village, whose father was a commune doctor, left behind a microscope after his death. One night, we took blood from our ears and looked at it in a microscope, but of course we couldn’t see anything but a patch of blood.
37. Hours are daring. In summer nights, I use a flashlight to grab the toad and scrape the pulp. I heard people say that the supply and marketing cooperatives are easy to sell.
38. When Chinese politics is in command, it is necessary to liberate all human beings and politicians of the whole people. On the way home from elementary school, I told my classmates that the Soviet Union had a strong military, but its economy was not as good as that of the United States.
39. Dog feces can’t be avoided now, but when I was a child, I picked up dog feces and used them as fertilizer, that is, before school in the morning, I took a dustpan and fire tongs and searched for dog feces in the village.
40. In high school, running at school, the teacher led the students to shout the slogan: “Make up your mind, don’t be afraid of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties, and strive for victory.”
I saw the four basic principles written in white lime on the far wall of the school.
41. After smashing the Gang of Four, we always write an essay at the beginning: “This year is the “year” of the smashing of the Gang of Four. All walks of life in the country, the situation is very good... ”
Chapter 2
In the summer of 1989, I stayed at school. Because I sold movie tickets for the Military Club last semester, I lost hundreds of movie tickets on my bike, and I went to the theater to get a refund. When the movie was on, I took Dai Yong and Lao Jiang to the ticket office, and found that some students were selling my tickets. I went to the theater security office and detained those students, saying that they belonged to a certain department of NTU. Too found, because there was a note on it with the name of a teacher from NTU, the old lady sent it to the school, and some teachers gave it to the students of 2 departments. Later, I found teachers from 2 departments and compensated me for some money, but I still lost a lot of money. I sold my blood for a second time, and it was still a lot worse. Now that I think about it, I don’t have to pay the full amount, because the ticket was originally not sold and I had to refund it because I lost the ticket, and the school teacher gave it to the students. My brother paid for it.
I saw an old man set up a stall on the street and let people touch buttons with prizes. I was learning to walk and set up a stall. Of course, I didn’t make any money. There was a middle-aged man who won me several yuan. Fortunately, he said to take For the people, use it for the people, then touch it, and return it to me if you lose.
Someone is playing three cards (bright yellow), that is, 2 diamonds 8, 1 club Q, play with my hands a few times, let me guess which club Q is, I pressed 10 yuan twice, of course I lost, I pressed again, next to The man (his accomplice) said, “Where’s your money?” I said no more, he said don’t press me if you don’t have money, and blocked me with his body.
When I was setting up the button booth, there was a man in his 30s named Xia Liwen, who remembered to wear a black T-shirt, he took a fancy to me, and asked me to go with him to play chess endgames. He had an apprentice at the time, with bad legs and much older than me, so Xia left him.
Xia told me the principle of three cards, that is, the skill of the hand, holding 2 cards in the right hand, in fact, the upper card was put down, common sense thought it was the lower card, I also practiced it, and later I often let Classmates guess cards, such as Dong Jingping.
Xia is actually a magician, the 17th generation descendant of Cangzhou Fang, and I am the 18th generation Cangzhou Fang.
In the beginning, the two of us played the chess endgame. I was the chess frame, the boss who set the endgame, pretending to play with the guests (Dianzi, also called Kaizi, Kai Lao B).
Xia taught me a set of words, the chess was set up on the roadside, Xia pretended to watch the chess, if there was a Kaizi, Xia said: “This chess red chess will definitely win”, how to move a few times, deliberately leave a barrier, That is, as he said, if Black has a move to kill, he loses. Kaizi saw it, and said, “Red can’t win, black moves like this.” When Kaizi was talking, Xia deliberately went to the side, spitting, and didn’t listen to Kaizi, then came back and said that red would go first. to quibble.
Kaizi disagreed and argued, Xia said: “I want to win you, you give me 10 yuan”. Then I hurriedly said: “The speech has to be back and forth, he wants to win you, you give him 10 yuan”, Xia said: “OK”, and then said to Kaizi: “We all put 10 yuan on the chess boss, Whoever wins will take it.” Then he put 10 yuan in my hand first, Kai Zi thought he was going to win, and also put 10 yuan in my hand.
Then they played chess and took 2 steps. Xia did not take that step as said at the time (the rook eats the horse), but the gun attacked the horse (pretend to think about it), and Kaizi would not go. In the end game, both sides are right and both are draws. We both know this game, Kaizi doesn’t understand, and if you make 2 more moves, you will lose. Then I will give 20 yuan to Xia. , also left, and joined him at the alley. Kaizi hadn’t woken up yet, and stood stupidly in the same place, recalling where he went wrong in chess, he didn’t know that he had been tricked into gambling.
