1 - The goo-goo and ga-gas:
First of all u should start by looking down cause this story is about babies, it’s not about you huge people and secondly if you’re looking to read a story about romance and people falling in love, well u better stop reading this story; cause this book is all about us awesome little babies shoving diapers in other babies asses and making them falling in love with our fists, begging us to stop hurting them, those pathetic binjas I hate them I hate theemmmmmm.. Am sorry I get a little nervous when talking about those disgusting villainous babies…
So if you decided to continue reading am going to tell you the story of how WE THE PEOPLE! Battled a stinky villain with parent’s issues and staff, it will be fun and there will be milk and veronica ... ohh euuhh never mind, let the fun begin …
*birds singing* we live in the greatest country of all, the USB; is the country of free babies who dreams big and want to live peacefully , it’s a villain-free country, well it used be… we’ll get to that in a while, and by the way USB stands for : United States of Babies.
My group and I live in the famous city of Los Infant-eles and our base called The Garten, it is the one and only kindergarten for babies with special abilities; it was founded by the great one Babystein, he is our founder and the greatest mind to ever think and create anything, his first words were “e=mc2” at that time his parents especially his mom was mad cause he didn’t say “mama”, some says that Einstein stole his ideas even his last name and some heard Einstein saying that it was like stealing identity from a baby..
Our founder is just a genius who’s still discovering his abilities and helping us control our super powers and by us I mean we “the group” *dam dam dammm* it sounded badass right?! Actually I didn’t find a name for our group yet, so we’ll call it “the group”, we were friends since the first day we shared a bottle of milk, milk made us what we are now; milk is a great source of happiness , am sorry but milk is life to me to us to babies everywhere!
We are the founders favorite babies;
First u have me: Matt “the boss” Bossob, I have the ability to fight fast as the speed of light, my technique is called “babytsu “, I’ve created this style of fighting so babies everywhere could defend themselves; beside that I have the mind of great captain I can make strategies in short time, finally I am a great leader u can ask the babies they’ll tell u that!
Next we have Rachel Cryalot she truly cries and screams a lot! she has the power to send sonar waves at a high altitude so she can be dangerous and annoying at the same time, once the people from Venus send a message to the Garten that they were annoyed from Craylot, there’s a rumor saying that Rachel could speak to dolphins; we don’t know yet, maybe we should try it and find out, Rachel’s power is a blessing cause even the coast guards ask for her help to locate synced ships!
Then we’ve got Rob Jolie his parents are French Jean-Pierre and Jean-D’arc; we the babies till now we don’t know which name is for the father! I mean they’re both jean bla bla and jean bla … it’s so confusing! Once rob at the age of 5months won the contest of Mr. USA that beauty pageants of the adult… twice! He was born shining like a crystal, literally shining cause his beauty is out of this world, he can make people obey him just by smiling at them! The great thing about his parents is that they raised him to be good with people, so he never uses his power in a bad way.
Next I present to u Veronica Tesla; she’s the niece of the famous scientist Nicolas Tesla, she’s super genius to the point that she discovered 7 planets, 3 new species and 2 new elements all that while she was in her mother’s uterus! She can create anything from scratch, from weapons to drugs to anything u can or she can ever imagine, did I mention that she speaks every language in the world?! And can create a powerful computer all by herself, if I want to tell u the rest about veronica I would need another book, so well discover more about veronica in the rest of the story.
Bob kebab, don’t make fun of his last name cause he can kill you, he’s 2 years old and hurt a lot of people; he even broke the doctor’s hand when he slapped him the moment he was born at the hospital !!!!!!!!! Teachers hate him because he makes a lot of baby poop in there diapers, bob was a military project, they were trying to make a super soldier and ended up making a super baby soldier! Wow I mean wow can u imagine how badass that sounded “a super-baby-soldier”, his super at anything: shooting, running, fighting, he can start a war with another country and win it all by himself!!!!!!!!!
Finally the one and only, the queen of hearts, the prettiest girl to ever poop Relica Rudas; she was gifted by gods the ability to see the future, her ability is still unstable sometimes she can see the future and sometimes she can’t see anything! She knew before her parents that she was going to have a baby sister and that was the last time she saw anything! She also knew everyone in the group before even meeting them, she’s awesome and beautiful and everybody thinks that I’m in love with her but I’m not… pff such a babies, okay maybe a little but they don’t need to brag about it! They made me angry I need a milk refill to cool down…
Now where were we, yes that’s my gang as u can see it a special kindergarten made for special babies only and yes special just like yesterday we found out that the new baby in the Garten Peter Pooper just made a huge green poop, it was so special that NASA came in to check it and the staff took a selfie with the poop behind them... And gave sample to veronica to study it!
Let’s hope evil stays away from The Garten as the day ends
