Please find a proofreader

"When the author can't decide between "Plutonian League" and "Plution league" in the first paragraph, I'm not sure if I want to read more. I'll give it one chapter but more writing this sloppy will guarantee that I never read more than that. Do I sound too picky? That's nothing compared to the comments of paying readers. If you want to be published, you will be working harder. If you just want to share your stories, note that at the beginning. Sorry, author, but you should use the free spell and grammar checking that's available for all platforms and have at least one other person read your work before you publish. You can pay by the word for proofreading or ask an erudite friend and maybe bribe him/her with a meal? Having more than one proofreader is better, as even my schoolteacher wife didn't notice a missing word in the Prologue of my first Kindle book. "