Kara~
"Danny can you create a couple name for us?" I asked Danny.
"Oh my god. I am so glad you finally asked me. I have already thought of a name. Kara and Jack becomes Jackass. How is it? Do you like it? I am sure you are going to love it. I always knew I am talented."
I stared at Danny wide-eyed with my mouth hung open. I couldn't believe that Danny could come up with such a shitty name.
"Danny are you serious? Jackass? How did you even think about it. Neither my nor Jack's name has ass in it. Ugh! I am never going to ask you for anything from now onwards, especially making a name."
"Hey! It's a very cool name. Jackass. I like it." Danny said smilingly.
"No it's not Danny. It feels like you are saying that Jack is an ass." I say exasperated.
"Well he sure does have a nice ass." Danny smirked looking at Jack's ass.
"Ewww danny. How could you even say that. I mean I know he has the best ass but only i get to stare at it. He is my boyfriend. You should only look at his face when you are talking to him and nowhere else."
"Kara you can't stop people from staring at someone's ass. And must i remind you that you used to stare at his ass when you didn't know him? How hypocritical. Hmph!" Danny replied having a smug smile on his face, which i so badly wanted to remove.
Jack smirked at me. I knew what he was going to say.
"Oh! So that's why I always used to find you standing behind me. You always said that you were just going the same way. But now i know the truth. You were actually doing some dirty staring my dear Kara." He said slowly in my ear.
How embarrassing. Ugh! Why is my life so difficult. It's all because of Danny. I am going to take take out his eyeballs and feed it to the sharks. No. I should rather do some damage with his tongue because he speaks way too much for my own good.
I closed my eyes and sighed. Danny spoke out of the sudden about trying to give another name..
Hearing that i opened my eyes and said, "No Danny, what you just did is more than enough for a lifetime. The best that you can do now is to keep your mouth shut."
Danny looked at me quietly for a few seconds and said with a very serious tone, "Kara, you can't miss this. I genuinely feel that this is the best name that you will hear. You have to listen to this."
Hearing him say this so seriously, i thought for a moment.
"Danny if this time you bullshit me, then beware, I am going to go through my promise, that i made to myself of cutting your tongue, so that you cannot speak ever again. Remember this before speaking". I said sternly.
My stern voice must have done wonders for Danny to look at me a bit scared. Well, he should be. I might just go with my promise. It's not like he doesn't know what I can do.
"Sometimes you sound very dangerous Kara. But i assure you that you are going to love this name." Danny said.
"I better like it Danny, otherwise you wouldn't know what caught you in the storm." I replied, smiling evilly.
"Please, you don't have to look at me like that. Okay so the name that i thought is 'rack'."
"Rack?" Jack and i both said at the same time.
"Yeah, rack. Isn't it amazing. Want to know how I got this name. Here I'll tell you. So, 'ra' comes from last two words of Kara and 'ck' comes from last two words of Jack. You wanted to have a combination of both your names right? See, that's what I have done." He said smiling giddly.
I couldn't believe my ears that he could come up with something like that. But more so i couldn't believe myself that i gave him another chance. I must have lost my mind today.
"This drama is enough for a day Danny. You should go and rest." I said tiredly.
"What? You don't like it? Such a waste of time. You can't even appreciate my talent. If you are so good at this Kara, then you can find the fucking couple names yourself. I don't have time for this shit. I am going. Hmph!"
I just stare at his back for a moment before collecting myself and shouting loudly, "Guess what Danny, we will find better names ourselves. We don't need you."
Danny shouted still walking away, "we'll see. I bet you will come, crawling your ass back to me."
Sometimes I don't understand why am I even friends with him. He is such a pain in the ass.