Chapter one
It was 1:00 am at night, I look out my window to see the stars shining. My picture of Lord Farquaad by my bedside was staring at me intensely. I can’t fall back asleep. I can’t stop thinking about him.
Those green muscles and abs just filled my thoughts. The other night I had a dream of him and I. He pushed me onto my bed, in his usual shrexy way, and tore off my pj’s. He pulled out his voluptuous member. can’t help but yearn for it. I beg him to put it in- I heard a knock on my window..
“You can’t be here!” I yell at Fiona. She climbs through my window.
“Nobody has to know” Fiona whispers in my ear
“But what about Shrek? Your Husband." I tell her
“He cheated on me anyways.” She says in a sorrowful voice.
“With whom?...” I ask nervously. She can’t know its me..
“You.” She tells me as she puts a knife through my back and twists the knife, then she pulls it out. I gasp for air I touch my back; I look at my hand to see blood all over it. My eyes started to close as I hit the ground.
I wake up gasping for air, my hands reach for my back to make sure the knife wasn’t there. I hear a rock hit my window. I look out to see Shrek standing there. I open my window and try not to seem as shaken up as I am.
“Are you ready for this ogre cock” he says to me. His sexy Scottish accent breaks the silence.
I nearly hesitate to say yes but then I remember the dream.
“Go away!” I mouth at him trying not to wake up my parents sleeping in the room next to me. I try to fall back asleep, but I can’t. I decide to scroll through Instagram on my phone. Shrek just got married to Fiona a few months ago.
I feel so guilty having an affair with them both. They didn’t know I was cheating on them both with each other. They couldn’t know. The fear of them finding out fills my head. And that made me think of Shrek filling me.
