Chapter 1
Do you love me and HOW much do you love me???
Hey ""JULIET"" , what type of question is that, Of course i love you, i love you more than my WIFE, ohh ohh sorry sorry LIFE..
~JULIET~:: what did you say , do you have wife, so you kept me in dark till now, you were deceiving me. I hate you "SIMON".
~DENIS~:: Hello.....police someone broke into my house. He has fucking UGLY face, face just like shit, Ewww....
~SIMON~:: Shut up! Denis, it's me Simon
~DENIS~:: Simon what happened to your UGLY face it Became more UGLY...ha ha ha😂
~SIMON~:: Whenever you open your mouth you just throw shit out of it everytime,
Nothing happened, just did some facial, Of course you idiot I got beaten by "JULIET". I slipped out of tongue and said wife instead of life, nothing much but look she beat me to death. Bring some ice so that i put it on my wounds
~DENIS~:: OOO....ice ,....that,,,,..i had eaten it
~SIMON~:: what ....who the hell eat ice
~DENIS~:: ME....who else...
DING DONG.....DING DONG
WHO'S THERE
Its me "LUTHER" open the door
LUTHER SHOCKED
~LUTHER~:: OO...WOW...wait wait, DENIS did you start bringing Beggars home.
~SIMON~:: It's me Simon
DENIS and LUTHER laughing hard......
~LUTHER~:: SIMON ha ha ha, hey denis now it became a routine, we should get used to it
leave it, by the way what happened SIMON ,how did you became so beautiful, which cream did you use....
~SIMON~:: It's a mixture of cream, first i applied SLAP cream then KICK cream and Finally the RUB cream, you just have to rub your face on wall and then on ground, you will get a handsome and gorgeous face just like me.......you must try it
~LUTHER~:: No ...thanks i am happy with my current face.
~DENIS~:: Hey Luther did you find new room
~LUTHER~:: Yes we have to move early morning.Get ready
DING DONG......DING DONG
Apartment owner........open the door or else i will call the police, hey come here open this door with key
WHAT the hell, they left without paying the rent. These little shit, GO find them
~DENIS~:: This room is quite comfortable than last one
~LUTHER~:: I am imagining, what will be that wrinkled face old man be doing, looking for us huh.... we didn't pay his rent