Spiral Bound
Unleashed unwound
Untethered unbound
Activated vitriol
Cyanide Christmas Carol
Look forlorn
Like you tried
Before you died
Glorious battle born
Scrotum shorn
Crabs a lesson
Lived and learned
Funny clown
Drowned now
Bloated corpse
Even worse
Than alternative Ulster
Words like an ulcer
Candy corn intellect
Derisive and direct To video
Played like Betamax
VHS diseased venereal
Trix is my favorite cereal
It’s all too real to feel
Reel it in
Wind it up
Strap it down
Round and round
Spiral bound
