Chapter 1 fuck iam Dead! Oh well.
As Sherry shuffles off of the bus, she can hear the other students on the bus making fun of her. She tries to not pay attention but even the bus drivers in on it he makes a snarky remark as Sherry gets off the bus. Sherry just gives him the finger and she keeps walking. You're probably wondering why the students make fun of her. Well, I'm going to tell you because Sherry Bank is
Widely considered the most unlucky person in the school so unlucky that people call her the cursed one because bad things happen to those she's around . Sherry, Banks luck is so bad that her story ends here unfortunately for her
As she exits the bus allowed boom and bright light in the sky is the only thing she has time to notice before everything goes black. Suddenly she's struck by a lightning bolt and dies almost instantly her last fading thoughts? Are fuck me sideways.
.P O V of God. God's thoughts let me put you out of your misery. Poor little girl. I have plans for you. Great plans, plans that may change another world. Unknown place in an unknown time Sherry Banks corporeal body manifests in the void Sherry's consciousness blinks into existence once again. The first thing she says is that that hurt a lot. I'm probably dead Sherry looks down at her body, a shape of a human female made up of mist in the shape of a human. She thinks to herself but why am I still conscious and where am I? She looks around but sees nothing but darkness and it comes as no surprise that she can feel absolutely nothing but maybe that's a good thing she thinks it's not like her feelings have ever mattered. Anyway, she thinks to herself she suddenly says out loud fuck me she says if I'm dead that means Benny won't get fed on time. She says out loud. Sorry Benny, good luck without me my only friend. Suddenly A being blinks into existence A perfect beautiful woman stands in front of Sherry Banks
Sherry's thoughts. Sherry looks the woman up and down and thinks to herself. Who is this nudist and why is she talking to me with just a hint of irritation in her thoughts unknown to Sherry Banks the woman standing in front of her can he can read her mind God suddenly flicks Sherry on the head the equivalent of pain of being inflicted in the forehead assaults Sherry's corporeal body. God says that was rude God also says and I'm not a nudist. I just prefer to wear nothing. Hell I'm God I can do what I want. The woman says out loud in front of Sherry Banks. Sherry just shrugs her shoulders and points to her throat. God is amused because the being in front of her is not surprised. Not this light of the predicament she's in. God thinks to herself that the girl is probably asking to speak, but can't. She snaps her fingers and Sherry Banks voice returns and the first words that come out of my mouth are who the fuck are you And did I just imagine that I could speak before you gave me the ability to? Talk. She says out loud. Yes I probably was she face palms herself on the head? God is amused at the girls antics and smirks before saying well, that's all good and all. But there's a reason why you're standing in front of me. If Sherry could show expression, she would probably quirk an eyebrow at that statement. With a large portion of sarcasm, Sherry Banks says oh great being. Why is this humble? Nobody speaking to such a great being. Please tell me I'm just dying to know Sherry chuckles at her own words. She finds it funny because she's already dead God yet again. Flicks the girl on the head for being rude and sarcastic and she says stop being sarcastic I'm serious God says. Are you done? fucking around? And can we get to the reason why you're here?. Sherry just shrugs her shoulders silently saying sure why not and she says it's not like I have anything better to do since I'm dead The woman in front of her so-called God size and runs a hand down her beautiful face and annoyance she then jumps right to the point you've had the unfortunate luck or unlucky Blessing of being born with misfortune. I do apologize for that. God bows to Sherry because she accidentally gave this girl The misfortune when she was drunk one night the night that Sherry Banks was born and therefore wasn't paying attention to her godly duties and therefore the poor girl was given such s*** luck. As a blessing Sherry breaks out laughing at God. Hysterically of the sheer stupidity of it all. Go figure God of all people fuck up it's so damn funny that Sherry falls onto the ground rolling back and forth laughing after a while. She stops laughing and gets up off of the floor. God looks at her with a face full of amusement and sorrow written on her face God says your first life could have been better. Should have been better. At least normal but you had the The unfortunate luck of being the fuck up me as God has ever made. So therefore, as penance for my screw up in your second life, I'll try to make it a little better. But God looks down at Sherry with a serious face and says, but your second life won't be easy either. Probably a little easier than your first but not by much The being known as fate likes to fuck a round sometimes and you are just the unfortunate one of being his unfortunate victim
