Part 1
Hello My Dear Readers !!
(pardon me for my mistakes .)
From last few days Khushi is not well .she is suffering from fever and Arnav is taking care of everything from food to medicine. Arnav has to be persuaded a lot to feed Khushi .Sometime she gets on his nerves .He is also not going to office from few days. He knows that if he goes to the office, then Khushi will not rest at all and again she will start doing her crazy antics.
He even stopped Khushi from going outside the room and continuously telling her to take rest .
The problem is ( our Khushi cannot stay in one place, that's why Buaji named her "titiliya".she is like butterfly ). Khushi is very angry with her laadgovernor bcoz he is not letting her eat jalebi ,she is missing her jalebi very badly and he is continuously telling her to eat bitter medicine and tasteless food .
(khushi sitting on her bed)
Khushi : Ye laagovernor humesha apni chlate rahete hai bas ...ye to bas yahi chahte hai ki jo ye bole sab inki sune ..Hai devi Maiyaaa !!! agar ye kisi desh k raja hote to pata nahi inki praja ka kya hota..bichharee hume bhut daya aa rahi hai un logo k bare mai soch k jo office mai inke sath kaam karte hai (she was muttering to herself ). (laadgovernor just keeps on doing his own things..he wants everyone to listen to him ...if he was the king of a country , don't know what would happen to his subjects...i pity the people who work with him in his office ..)
(here Arnav sitting on the recliner and doing his work on his laptop.)
Arnav : khushi stop talking to yourself ...take rest thoda apne dimag ko shanti do(give some peace to your mind ) ..let me do my work ..
khushi : Aap to chup raho.. jab dekho apni governorgiri chalte rahte ho ..hum thik hai ab hame bukhar bhi nahi hai hum ja rahe hai sab k sath bethne ....(you shut upp !!i am fine now .. and i am going down to sit with everyone ..)
(without hearing his reply ,khushi left the room ..)
Arnav : what the!!! when will she start listening to me ...
(khushi went downstairs,where all ladies sitting in the living area and chit chatting .she went near to Anjali and sit beside her )
Anjali : khushi ji aapki tabyat ab kesi hai ?? aur aapke laadgovernor ne aapko neeche kese aane diya ??? (khushi ji.. how is your health now ?? and how did your laadgovernor let you down ??) (teasingly )
Khushi : Diii!! aap bhi .. mat puchiye hume to esa lag rha hai humra kamra jail hai .aapke bhai jailer aur hum unke kedi (all ladies start giggling )(dii you too .. don't ask .. i feel like our room is jail ,your brother jailer and i am his prisoner )
Payal : Khushi tum sach mai pagal ho ..in sab chijo ko sochne mai tumhara dimag bhut tej chalta hai ... (Khushi you are really crazy ..your mind runs a lot in all this things ..)
Mami ji : Hello hii byee bye !!! phatisari you aree very funny ..
Nani ji :Khushi bitiya ye sab chordiye .. hume batiye ab aap ko kesa mehsoos ho raha hai ??(khushi leave this ..and tell me how are you feeling now ??)
Khushi :Nani ji hum ab bilkul thik hai ..aur laadgovernor ki jail s bahar nikal kar kise aacha ni lagega .....khud to aram s beth kar office ka kaam kar rahe hai.. na hume TV dekhne de rahe the, na bhar aane de rahe the ..Raksash kahi ke ...(annoyingly ) (nani ji i am fine ..who will not like to get out of Laadgovernor 's jail . )
Payal : Bas karo khushi .. tumhe pata hai tumhari wajha hai Arnavji office bhi nahi ja rhe hai ...pata hai unko kitna kaam hai office ka . (enough khushi ..arnav ji is not even going to office because of you .. how much office work he has to do )
Khushi : Ohhooo jiji . aap to bas apne jeth ji ki hi side leti ho ..chalo chordo hum bore ho gaye hai bato kya kare ?? hum jalebi bhi ni bana sakte agar laadgovernor ko pata chal gya to wo hume kha jayege ....aap sab bato hume kya karna chiye ??(you always take your Brother -in -law side ..leave it i am bored !!what to do??? .. i can't even make jalebi ,if laadgovernor came to know about it then he will eat me alive ..you guys tell me what can i do ??)
Anjali,Payal ,Mami,Nani : kuch bhi nahiiii (nothing)
Khushi : lekin kyu ????(but why???)
Anjali :Agar chhote ko pata chal gaya na to hum sab to gye wese hi wo gussa hai ...(if chote comes to know ,then we all are finished ,he is already angry )
Mami ji : Anjali bitiya is rizziight ..
khushi :yrr di aap bhi ... aap sab kyu dar rahe ho?? kuch nahi hoga ab to humri tabyat bhi thik ho gai hai ..(dii you too.. why are you all afraid?? ..nothing will happen ,now my health is also fine ....)
Anjali: lekin khushi ji .(but ,khushi ji ..)
khushi :Idea!!! Laadgovernor ko hamari sautan s bhut pyar hai na .. hum usko chupa dete hai ..jab tak ni dege jab tak wo hamari shart nahi manege .. (Laadgovernor loves his second wife so much na .. i hide it and won't give him until he agrees to all my conditions.)
Altogether : Bilkul bhi nahi !!! (not at all !!)
Mami: phatisari tum madwa ho gai ho kaa?? sher ke muh mai hath dalne ka kaam kyo kar rahi ho.. .tumhe jinda rehna bhi hai ya nahii ... tumhara to hello hii nahi bye bye ho jaee. (Phatisari have you gone mad ??? why are you putting your hand in the lion's mouth ?? do you want to live or not ..your hello hi will be bye byee..)
khushi : Kuch nahi hoga mami ji... kon sa hum unke laptop ko kha rahe hai .. (nothing will happen mamiji ....i am not going to eat his laptop )
Anjali: Khushi ji .. aap to chote k gusse ko janti hai na ..wo bhut jaldi gussa ho jate hai apni personal chijo ko le kar aur aap to uske laptop lene ki baat kar rahi hai ...(Khushi ji you know about chote's anger .he gets angry quickly about his personal things and here you are talking about his laptop ) .
khushi: hum s behtar kon jaanta hai dii .. unko gussa karne k alawa aata bhi hai kuch ..hum dekh lege .. (who knows better than me .. apart from getting angry he doesn't know anything )
Payal : Khushi tum sach mai pagal ho ..jab sab mana kar rahe hai to man jao na ..chhoti bacho ki tarah zid mat karo ..(Khushi you are really insane .. when everyone are refusing,accept it .don't be stubborn like small kids ..)
khushi : hum ja rahe hai ab jo hoga dekha jayega .. unhone hum par bhut hukum chalaya hai ab humari bari hai unko pareshan karne ki ....Jaii devi Maiyaa kii ..( i am going ...i'll see whatever happens .he has troubled me a lot ,now it's my turn to trouble him .)
(Khushi stood up and went towards her room.)
(MISSION LAADGOVERNOR 'S LAPTOP )
Mamiji : hello hi bye bye ..phatisari khud to maregi aur hume bhi sath mai le kar maregi.. (she herself will die taking us all together .)
Anjali : Mami ji .. bas bhagwan s dua kariye chote jyda gussa na ho .. (pray to god that chote doesn't get too much angry )
(nk also came there)
Nk :Hello my dear pretty ladies !!kya hua aap sab k face par atharah kyu baje huye hai ..
Anjali : oohoo Nk bhai !! Atharah nahi barah .(twelve not eighteen )
Nk: Ya ya wahi wahi barah .. sorry !! (ya ya same twelve ..)
Mami ji :ka batye NK bitwa .. phatisari hai na sher k muh mai hath dalne gai hai ...(what shall i tell you ?.. phatisari has gone to put her hand in the lion's mouth ..)
Nk : whatt ??? Mausi ji what are you trying to say ... mjhe much samajh nahi aa raha hai ..(i can't understand anything..)
Payal: NK ji much nahi kuch ... (she told him everything .)
Nk: Bhut maja aayega payal bhabhi phir to ...(it will be fun then ..Payal bhabi )
Anjali: maja nahi saja milegi saja ..jab chote gussa ho gye na phir dekhna ..(no fun , will be punished ..when chote gets angry naa then see..)
Nk: nannav bhi naa ..koi fun nahi karne deta uske sath ..(Nannav doesn't let us have fun ..with him )
Mami ji : nk bitwa... abhi dekho kya hota hai ..hello hi bye bye ..(let's see what gonna happen ..)
(Meanwhile in Arshi room )
(khushi went inside the room and goes near to Arnav )
Khushi: Arnav ji ( after getting no response from him)
Khushi: Arnavv jiii (little louder )
Arnav : khushi can't you see i am doing an important work ...(without looking at her .)
Khushi : Arnav ji are you angry with me ???
Arnav : Noo!! i am very happy (sarcastically ).let me do my work and you do yours ...bcoz i won't tell you anything ...you never listen to me ...
Khushi : ohhh Arnav ji so ,you are really angry with me .. sorryyyyy (cutely )
Arnav : Noo khushi ..it's okk ..now go and do what you were doing and you to want to do .. but no household work ..
khushi :Pakka hum kare na jo hume karna hai .. aap gussa to nahi hoge naa ..(sure ..i can do what i want ..you won't be angry )
Arnav : mai kyu gussa houga ..karo jo tumhe karna hai but phle bol dia no household work and no jalebi.. ( why would i angry ..do what you want to but ,already told you no household work and no jalebi )
(khushi picked up the laptop from the table and ran away quickly without wasting any seconds..arnav startled .. like ..what happened?? he stood up and start following khushi) angerly
Arnav : Khushi stoopp . this is not funny DAMMITTT!!stop your prank .give back my laptop ..
khushi : bilkul bhi nahi .. apne hume bhut pareshan kiya na ab hamari bari hai ...(not at all ...you troubled me alot now it's my turn..)
(she was quickly descending the ladder and started running from here to there in living area .)
Mami ji :Anjali bitiya look sher is coming in his angry avtaar.. ab to hum sare gaye ..(we are finished )
(Khushi went near to nk and threw the laptop towards him .said "Nanhe ji catch ")and nk caught the laptop ..)
Arnav : What the hell is this !!! khushi i am warning you just.. STOPP RIGHT NOW !!!
Khushi : No !! i won't until you will agree to all my conditions..
(Khushi took the taptop from NK's hands and again started running )
Arnav : what condition ?? something stupid like you ...
Khushi : you told me stupid ...now go i won't give your laptop back ...
(Arnav gets more angry.. )
(when khushi was running,she collides with the table and the laptop falls on the floor from her hands .)
(khatam Tata bye bye Khushi ki sautan ka ho gya aur laadgovernor ki dusri sabse pyari patni ka bhi ...)
(let's see !!ab bichari sankadevi ka kya hota hai ??)
Everyone startled and looking towards khushi in fear ..khushi knows she is gone ..
(Arnav ka gussa satve asmaan par pahuch gaya )not a single word was coming out of anybody mouth ..
khushi :(gaining some courage ):Arnavv
Arnav: Stopp Right Now .. Not a single word...that's what you wanted naa..amazing please take my phone to and broke it also ..then you will be happy.Right.. (extremely angry )
(khushi stands silently and listening with her head down and has tears in her eyes.)
( To be continued in next part ....)
Stay tuned..
