the beginning of life
queen macy was born somehwere in the world on
june 8th in some year. born with the most juicy
coochie IN THE EXISTENCE OF THE PLANET.
she has always looked like a model. when she
smiles garden gnomes all over the world bow
down to her beauty. her parents, especially her
mother, looks like she grew up with fucking
fairies. im jealous.
at her short stature of 5'3, macys height is the
combination of a minion and remi from
rattatouli. spelling doesnt matter in this story to
keep with the essence of macy and her quick
typing when shes excited. her typing isnt
readable a lot of the time, but we love her so we
figure it out.
believe it or not, macy was born during the age of
the dinosaurs. science will lead you to believe
taht the dinosaurs went extinct due to a meteor
hitting the earth; but in reality it was due to a fat
juicy queef that macy produced after a long night
of repeatedly singing "I MISS THE RAGE‼️‼️"
