Michael B. Jordan
I’m Amina Daniels, a plus-size woman that loves her body cause I’m a Queen. Yes, I catfished Michael B. Jordan but I also saved him from a dating disaster. Here is my story:
I have a friend, Racquel Maxwell she is a slim thick Instagram crush of everyone including Michael. Plot twist she is a mess when it comes to relationships. She sweeps you off your feet and then pulls the rug from under you. She has commitment issues. One weekend during our usual binge-watch of whatever is on Netflix, she tells me who has slid into her DMs. Michael B. Jordan! Apparently, he messaged her when he was in the area filming Creed 2 but she doesn’t look at her IG.
“Girl! He wants that cat! Y’all going to make pretty babies with straight-ass teeth and smart. Y’all kids are going to be pretty and geniuses.
She laughs
“Amina. He is nice to look at but he just wants my pussy and some arm candy. Shit he probably trying to prove that he actually likes black pussy. Aye, you should totally catfish him and make him fall in love.
“What? Do I look that sad?
“Nah. But it would be fun plus this would prove that men are ain’t shit creatures that only want the perfect woman that hits the right angles. Shit, the only reason my pictures be getting likes is because of you. My bestie is a pro with photos. So here is the plan, you talk to him through my IG, switch numbers to text and when it’s time for phone talk, you hand that over to me. He falls in love with you boom we meet him and y’all get married. This can totally work.
“We need to stop drinking wine, I think LSD or some shit is in cause I actually think this plan could work.
“It could! This is going to be such an interesting experience.
“Yea cause we are going to end up in jail.
“Have faith, Mrs. Jordan
*So two months went by, as Michael and I get to know each other. We talked through IG then he wanted my number so I give it to him. We only text and haven’t Ft yet. However, that’s going to change cause I decided to get Rocky aka Racquel to FT him. She took my phone and she is chatting with him now.
“Bye Michael.
She hangs up
“So what happens? Is he suspicious?
“Not at all. Unlike other catfish, I’m your best friend so I know everything about you. No slip-ups. Anyway, he is really feeling you, that he bought us plane tickets to L.A. He is ready to meet his future bae.
“Oh god, so we are going to end up in a jail in L.A.
“Relax, he isn’t going to call the cops on us. You will get your man.
“Okay.
*In L.A
We got to L.A and Michael house smoothly. He didn’t suspect anything cause he is too busy drooling on Rocky. For the past three days, I’ve been hiding in the guest room trying not to cry. The man I’m in love with has no clue about me.
Knock, knock
“Come in.
“Hey Amina, I order food and I’m about to watch tv. Wanna join?
“Sure.
I follow him downstairs and into the theater room. It was set up with a tray of my favorite food.
“So where is Rocky?
“Steelo took her out.
“Why didn’t you go with them?
“Cause I want to spend time with you now sit down.
We sit down and start eating while watching hero academy. I can’t believe she told him and didn’t warn me.
After two episodes, he turns off the screen.
“It’s time to talk.
“Are you mad?
“Yes but Rocky then my mother gave me an earful. So I won’t kick y’all out. Rocky said everything except her IG was you. Is that true?
“Yes. Why does that matter?
“Because I’m in love with women that text me quotes, schools on my anime, folklore, and a bunch of other things. That woman that makes keeps me smiling, Happy, grounded, and motivated. That’s you.
“Really?
“Yes. Go on a date with me tomorrow.
“But we are leaving tomorrow.
“Stay here with me, let’s get to know each other better.
“Okay.
He pulls me close and we kiss.
