Chapter 1
(ENJOY!)
(HOW TO BE A JEDI)-
1. GRAB YOUR LIGHTSABERS, BE CAREFUL TO USE THEM IN BATTLE, TRY AGAIN, IF YOU GET HIT AT OR SHOT AT THE FIRST TIMES IN BATTLE, EVADE THEM & GET BACK UP, IF YOU GET SHOT AT WITH BULLETS, GET THE FIRST AID KITS TO HEAL FROM THEM AS WELL, BLOCK THEM WITH SHIELDS OR WHATEVER, AGAIN, TOO.
2.TRY TO KEEP UP. BE READY, BE PREPARED, BE THERE AT TRAINING LESSONS ON TIME, DON'T BE LATE, ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST, TAKE DOWN LASER SHIELDS WITH BOMBS, OR WHATEVER, AGAIN, TOO.
3. BE RELAXED. BE CALM. MEDITATE. KNOW WHEN TO USE YOUR DAYS AT THE RELAXIN' SPAS, BE NEAT AND LOOK PRETTY FOR CAMERAS, TOO.
4. WHEN YOU FIGHT, REMEMBER TO GET BACK UP AGAIN, DON'T GET DISTRACTED, OR CAPTURED, TOO.
5. FIND A SWEET RIDES TO ESCAPE IN IT, FROM YOUR ENEMIES, ALWAYS WIN, NEVER LOSE, AGAIN, TOO.
6. LEAD YOUR ARMIES INTO BATTLE. IF YOU RIDE THE SWEET THE RIDES REMEMBER TO BUCKLE UP, TURN THE WHEELS LEFT OR RIGHT, WHEN YOU RIDE YOUR VEHICLES IN THE AIR, BEFORE FIGHTIN', DON'T FALL OFF, OR TRIP OFF OF IT, IF A RIDE HAS WEAPONS ON BOARD IT'S VEHICLE BE CAREFUL WHEN TO SHOOT AT STUFF, AND, WHERE YOU SHOOT AT YOUR TARGETS OR ENEMIES, AGAIN, TOO.
7. USE MANY WAYS TO COMMUNICATE, USE MANY WAYS TO FIGHT OR TO KICK BACK AT YOUR ENEMIES WITH YOUR LIGHTSABERS, DON'T CUT PEOPLE WITH, NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, USE ANY WEAPONS TO DEFEAT YOUR ENEMIES WITH IT, KNOW HOW TO ESCAPE OR DISAPPEAR, USE SMOKE BOMBS TO ESCAPE OR DISAPPEAR IN IT, IF YOUR FENCHING WITH SWORDS, DAGGERS, SHIELDS, OR LIGHTSABERS, AGAIN, TOO.
8. USE ANYTHING TO JUMP OVER ROOFS, OR HILLS, OR WHATEVER, FIND CLUES, FIND TRACKS, FIND OUT WHAT YOUR ENEMIES ARE UP TO, LOOK FOR DIRECTIONS, REMEMBER WHEN TO BLOCK, HANG OUT, BE COOL, AND, HAVE FUN, AGAIN, TOO. DON'T MAKE ANY SOUNDS. WATCH YOUR BACKS. USE THE FORCE AGAINST YOUR ENEMIES, TO THROW STUFF AT THEM, TO CATCH THEM, OR WHAT NOT, AGAIN, TOO
9. REMEMBER WHEN TO CHARGE AT YOUR ENEMIES, AND, WAIT TO SHOOT OR TO ATTACK AT THE RIGHT TIMES AGAINST YOUR ENEMIES, BREATHE, RELAX, REST, DON'T GET SICK IN BATTLE, MAKE BETTER PUNS, DON'T USE OLD PUNS, AGAIN, TOO. WEAR YOUR OWN SUITS OR COSTUMES IN BATTLE, TO KEE YOUR IDENTITY'S SAFE, TOO.
10. GOOD LUCK!...
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(HOW TO BE A MANDELORIAN)-
1. KNOW YOUR WAYS. THIS IS THE WAY.
2. FIND MANY WAYS TO WEAR, OR CREATE YOUR OWN SUITS, FOLLOW ORDERS, FIND A WAY OUT, ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HELMETS ON, NEVER SHOW YOUR FACES TO ANYONE, AGAIN, TOO.
3.BE COOL, BE CALM, BE RELAXED, DON'T BE PSYCHO, DON'T BE CRAZY, LEAN BACK, DON'T CARE, DON'T STARE. DON'T GET CAPTURED, DON'T GET DISTRACTED, ALWAYS WIN, NEVER LOSE, AGAIN, TOO.
4. LEARN TO SHOOT, LEARN TO BLOW UP STUFF FROM FAR AWAY, PICK LOCKS, SOLVE PUZZLES, GAMES, OR RIDDLES, IF YA MESS UP, TRY AGAIN AS WELL, USE FLASHLIGHTS TO SEE, AGAIN, TOO.
5. NEVER GIVE UP, OR GIVE IN, DON'T BE LATE, ALWAYS BE READY, STAY CLEAN, BE NEAT, AND, BE THERE ON TIME TO TRAIN, TOO.
6. FIND A SWEET RIDE TO ESCAPE IN IT, LEARN HOW TO CAPTURE YOUR ENEMIES, TO HIT THEM DOWN, AFTER YOU DEFEAT THEM, DISTRACT YOUR ENEMIES, STUN THEM, AGAIN, TOO.
7. BE AMUSED, ARCH THE BACK, BE CAREFUL, DON'T LAUGH, BE ANGRY, OR DON'T GET DISTRACTED WHILE FIGHTIN' BACK, TOO. IF YOUR BLIND, USE YOUR HEARIN SKILLS TO STOP, OR BLOCK YOUR OWN ENEMIES ATTACKS AT YOU, AGAIN, TOO.
8. IGNORE MADE FUN WORDS, OR IGNORE TALKIN' AS WELL, MAKE PLANS, GET IDEAS, AVOID ALARMS, EVADE & AVOID ANY TRAPS, NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, GET OR INVENT HOVER-BOARDS, OR JETPACKS, AGAIN, TOO.
9. ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT TO DO, TO PROTECT, FIGHT BACK, FOLLOW ORDERS, FIND A WAY, GET IDEAS, STAY FOCUSED, BE AWARE, TAKE A BREAK, HAVE FUN, AND, RELAX AFTER IT, DO YOUR BEST, AGAIN, TOO.
10. GOOD LUCK!...
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