Harry Potter incorrect quotes

Summary

Incorrect quotes is all it is.

Status
Complete
Chapters
2
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
13+

Incorrect quotes part 1

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Harry: well Im gone Ron ur incharge

Ron: really? Yesss!

Harry wispers to Hermione: ur secretly incharge

Hermione: obviously, who's dumb enough to listen to Ron?

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Ron: who thinks I can fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth?

Ginney: ur a Menace to society

Harry: and a coward do 20

Hermione and Ginney: …

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Luna: Harry dose it concern u that almost everybody in the world

Hates you now?

Harry: …?

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Hermione: why are you just standing there?

Ron: I'm waiting on you to make me a sandwich

Hermione: well you can stand there and starve

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Draco: can two people breath in a washing machine?

Hermione: where's Harry and Ron?

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Random person: and the winner is Ron Weasley!

Hermione: nooooooooooo!

Harry: …

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Ron laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!

Harry: the mondays?

Ron cry-laughing: I-case mo-ndays!

Hermione: * questioning life *

Harry: …

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Hermione: we need to get through this locked door, Ron gimme

Ur credit card

Ron: here

Hermione pocketing it: thanks, Alohomora

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