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Someone: Whos the hottest person to you?
Wilbur: They have.. Raven hair, Moles, Brown eyes and always wears a beanie
Quackity: ME-
Wilbur: ah yes.
Quackity: my person is.. They are blonde, they make music and theyre hot
*Wilbur bleaches his hair*
Wilbur: Blonde you say?
Quackity: IT WAS TAYLOR SWIFT-!
Tubbo over the phone with Tommy: What have you been hearing?
Tommy: I keep hearing moans.. Im scared..
Tubbo: who is it?
Tommy: only 2 people.. My brother and my friend, big Q.
Tubbo: Are you sure Wil and big Q are doing something in there?
Tommy: well.. Duh im not stupid, I keep hearing someone moan "WILBUR" and stuff..
Wilbur: Q?
Quackity: what?
Wilbur: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet.
Quackity: you forgot some-
Wilbur: oh yeah U, R, A, Q, T
Quackity: you forgot one-
Wilbur: Ill give you that D later..
*Quackitys realization hits him*
Quackity: OH-
Tommy: Phil? Why do people find me annoying-?
Philza: because you annoy me every aspect of the day.
Tommy: ill annoy tubbo then-
Philza: good.
Dream: Oh George~
George: what-
Dream: You know.. I could make dnf come true-
George: Uh-
Someone: Gay or gamer?
Wilbur + Quackity: both.
Wilbur + Quackity: its a.. Gaymer
Ranboo reading his chat: Why is r and t together is bench trio comfir- wait... Let me just..
*Ranboo Goes on his phone to check*
Ranboo: maybe..?
Tommy: WIL!
Wilbur: what child-?
Tommy: Ranboo seen that r and t are next to eachother.. So is q and w..
Wilbur: I-
Tommy: ITS COMFIRMED!
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