Sanguine Symphony (A Tears of Pearls Parody)
Now Darren and Daniel haven’t been seen
Since the Affirmation World Tour’s ending
They went to the Outback
To shoot a video in Coober Pedy
And they died
These two died
They did it. Oh, they did it.
They couldn’t shoot the video
Because Daniel was pissing and groaning
About the heat
Despite living in Australia
Since before 1993
And these two would fight
Before they died
Chorus 1:
Darren left Daniel in his room
Traveled the underground opal
Cave-like catacombs
There he met his doom
The vampire king embraced him
Turned him
He’d return to Daniel pretty soon
The vampire king’s lips
Were sticky, sweet, bloody, and smooth
Darren accepted the embrace
And love was in full bloom
But vampire-hunting Aborigines
Stopped all of that shit soon
And the vampires would fight
Before they died
Many vampires died that day
Including the beautiful
Elegant vampire king
Only a few were left
Including Darren
Though he was wounded
And not healing
And he prayed and cried
That he wouldn’t die
Chorus 2:
Darren did the only thing
He could possibly think
He went to Daniel’s room
He planned to ask for a drink
His bestial hunger took over
He attacked because he couldn’t think
After drinking and recovering
Darren saw Daniel’s life lingering
Daniel died in his arms
And he did the only thing he could think
He slit his wrist and offered his bandmate a drink
Now death embroiled the two
Darren said they could start a
Sanguine symphony
He said,
C’mon Daniel
Mm, mm, mm, mm... Yeah...
Both Choruses:
Darren left Daniel in his room
Traveled the underground opal
Cave-like catacombs
There he met his doom
The vampire king embraced him
Turned him
He’d return to Daniel pretty soon
Darren did the only thing
He could possibly think
He went to Daniel’s room
He planned to ask for a drink
His bestial hunger took over
He attacked because he couldn’t think
Vocals: Darren Hayes
Keys and Guitar: Daniel Jones
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