Trapped
Hello!
My name is Cap, and I was walking along one day and minding my own business when suddenly! an orange came up to me and said, “Put your hands in the air, and hand over the money!…” and I said, “I don’t have any money, but I am kind of against people trying to pressure me to give them money in the first place.” and then the orange said, “Look, buddy. I need that money so that I can use it to pay a friend of mine to capture some grapes who have been attacking and plundering my village!…” and then I said, “Well, that’s all very interesting; but I don’t have any money.” and then the orange said, “Let’s head over to your home, and I’ll just search it and find some valuable stuff to use to pay my friend with, okay?…” and then I said, “Look, I’m going to have to call the police if you won’t stop trying to take my belongings from me, alight?…” and then the orange said, “Go ahead and call the police.
Let’s see what they say.” and so I called the police, and I suddenly! heard a ringing come from where the orange was; and then the orange grinned! and pulled out a phone and said, “Officer Tim here, what’s your emergency?…” and then I said, “This is impossible!!!…
I mean, how did you manage to take over the entire police department!?!…” and then the orange said, “A lot of people in a nearby town offered to pay the police officers who were in this town more than the people in this town were paying them, and so the police officers from this town all accepted the offer and went over to the other town to be police officers there; and so now I’m the boss around here in this town and I can do whatever I want!…” and then I said, “Well, I guess I can’t blame those officers for accepting the higher wage that those folks from another town offered them, but do you really think that you can just say, “I’m the law now!…” and people like me will just jump when you say jump?…” and then Tim said, “I didn’t tell you to jump, and so I don’t know why in the multiverse you’re talking about jumping!!!
Hmph!…
What I said is that you’ve gotta let me into your home so that I can search for valuable items that I can use to pay off my friend so that he can capture those grapes who have been attacking and plundering my village!…” and then I said, “Right.
And so I’ll rephrase my question…
And, so, do you really think that you can just say “I’m the law now!…” and people like me will just do whatever you tell them to do?…” and then Tim said, “Well, that is kind of how it works, isn’t it?…
But, I mean, if you’d prefer to not allow me into your house willingly then I can always have you arrested and thrown in prison…
And so would you prefer to go to prison instead?…
Hmmm?…” and then I said, “But who’s going to throw me into prison?…
I mean, all of the police officers went off to that other town, and you’re kind of like dozens of times shorter than I am since you’re an orange and all, ya know?…” and then the orange smirked and said, “Aha!…
But you underestimate me because I have a freeze gun!…” and then he pulled out a freeze gun, shot me with it, and then the next moment when I was awake again was a moment where I was in a cell and I was pretty cold and wet; but apparently the unfreezing process had been warming enough that I didn’t feel like I was freezing to death or anything like that…
And so as soon as my eyes took in my surroundings I saw that I was surrounded by metal bars, which meant that I had been successfully imprisoned by Tim; and I didn’t see Tim anywhere nearby, and so I figured that perhaps Tim was raiding my abode at the moment or something like that.
One thing about Tim raiding my abode though was that I really didn’t have anything valuable there in the first place, and so Tim wasn’t really going to benefit very much from the raid…
But I digress…
Because, I mean, what I really needed to do now was to find a way out of this stupid jail cell so that I could be free again!…
But that would probably be easier said than done…
But then suddenly! I saw a person who I didn’t recognize walk into the building, and so I said, “Hello!…
Can you please let me out of here before Tim comes back?…” and then the person was suddenly! holding a doughnut in each of his hands, and then he said, “You know what kinds of people want to break out of jails?…
Miscreants!!!…
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!…” and then he began hurling doughnuts through the bars at me!, and I was very confused by how many he was able to throw!…
I mean, it was like he was able to just make more doughnuts appear out of thin air whenever the doughnuts that he threw would leave his hands!…
And then I noticed that the doughnuts that were hitting me weren’t falling down to the floor like one would expect them to do!…
Like, they were just sticking to me for some reason!…
And so I began trying to remove the doughnuts from myself, but they were stuck so firmly to me that I couldn’t remove them!…
And so that meant that the combination of the diabolical villain continuing to throw sticky doughnuts at me and me being unable to remove the sticky doughnuts from myself soon led to me being so covered in sticky doughnuts that I couldn’t move anymore!…
And, so; once I couldn’t move anymore, the villainous maniac said, “Muahahahahahahahahahaha!…
And; now that you’re rightfully stuck in place, I’ll answer your little question about whether I’ll let you out of that jail cell that you’re trapped in.
And the answer is that you will indeed be leaving that jail cell, BUT you’ll have to go through my rehabilitation program before before you can just go back to being out and about as you please again; and so now it’s time for you to take a little trip to my rehabilitation center!…
Muahahahahahahahahaha!…” and then he picked up the key to unlock the jail cell; and then he went inside of the jail cell, picked me up, and then suddenly! we were both in a room that was in a completely different building than the building where the jail cell had been!…
And so that meant that this deranged madman had like transportation abilities or something?!?!?!…
And then the person removed the doughnuts from me, and I said, “Who the hell are you!?!!?” and then he smirked and said, “I’m the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper!!….
Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!…” and then he quickly exited the room through a door; and I ran as fast as I could to try n’ follow him!, but when I tried to open the door it was already locked; and so that seemed to mean that I would be trapped inside of this room until someone would come and unlock the door again…
