Read like a Con Man Story.
I'm late to the game since there were too many to read at the time of the contest, but I came across Selim's writing elsewhere and had to see his entry.
I've got to say, I loved it. It contained a lot of the humor of both Con Man and Firefly. When it ended, I wished it would go on. Man, I could only imagine the damage that Bobbie could do on Beaumonde!