Chapter 1
“House Bangtan!” A young man named Jaebeom, leader of a fraternity house named GOT7, pointed to Kim Namjoon, the leader of the Bangtan fraternity, “Who do you nominate to perform this challenge?”
Jaebeom gave a smug smirk at Namjoon, fully believing the fraternity member he chose for his house would win this competition. The competition, being that one member from each fraternity must complete a series of 7 challenges– or more like conquests.
The first frat house to complete the challenge means that fraternity gets $10,000 to do whatever they want with it. Second place gets $5000, third place gets $3000 and last place gets $2000.
The prize money is from each of the frat leaders who have placed $5000 each into the competition. Yes, it means some of them will lose their money, but they’re from wealthy families and it’s all fun and games to them.
There are 4 frat houses competing; Bangtan, GOT7, MonstaX and EXO. GOT7 have chosen Jackson, MonstaX chose Shownu, and EXO have chosen Kai.
The challenges/conquests are all to do with sex. They can be done in any order and each conquest must be with a different person every time.
Each fraternity must keep a record of each challenge/conquest being completed; the date the deed was done, name of the target, and rate how good the sex was out of 10. Typical frat boy/fuck boy stuff.
– threesome (1 guy, 2 girls)
– threesome (2 guys, 1 girl)
– virgin
– anal
– public/outdoor sex
– teacher/professor
– MILF (Mom I’d Like to Fuck)
“For our house,” Namjoon started to say, “I choose Jeon Jungkook. He’s called the Golden Maknae for a reason. I know he won’t disappoint our house.”
Jeon Jungkook, the main man, nodded to his leader and smiled proudly, having only pure confidence that he could complete the sex challenge. He is one of the biggest fuck boys around campus after all. Always has girls falling at his feet. But so do the other frat boys, which was another reason they were doing such a challenge. In a way, it’s to see who the best fuck boy is.
Jaebeom clapped his hands, “That’s settled then! Challenge will start tomorrow. All leaders will keep each other informed on how their member’s progress is going. Goodluck challengers! And! Don’t be silly, wrap your willy, guys!”
The room filled with young adult men chuckled and nodded before they left the GOT7 basement and dispersed to their respective frat house.
Jeon Jungkook. He’s 20 years old and in his final year of studying a three year degree in photography and video editing. He doesn’t believe in love or commitment. Why would he when his parent’s marriage and his brother’s marriage didn’t work out? Having his heart broken once might also have something to do with his outlook.
He was betrayed by his two favourite people in highschool; his best friend at the time and his girlfriend were sleeping together behind his back. When he caught his friend balls deep in his girlfriend, and in HIS car no less because his girlfriend made an excuse about needing to use it, Jungkook was devastated.
Pure anger and hate was all he could feel. He wanted to yell and punch both of them. He wanted to burn the leather seats of his Mercedes, smash all the windows and drive his car off a cliff. Of course he didn’t do that since it was an expensive car his parents bought for his 18th birthday, but he had many angry thoughts each night after catching the betrayal.
Ever since that heartbreaking night, Jungkook vowed to himself he would never get close enough to a girl to fall in love again. If his ex-girlfriend could use him like he meant nothing, then he could use any other girl that comes his way just the same. One and done, that’s his motto. Unless she’s a 10/10 fuck, which wasn’t too many girls. Maybe two or three. He would only double dip if he was really horny and needed some relief— which wasn’t often since he had so many girls offering themselves to him anyway.
There are three rules Jungkook lives by in order to stop catching feelings and to stop himself from falling in love.
One: never stay the night, unless he’s too drunk and tired. When that happens, he always wakes up early enough to leave before the girl can cuddle with him and try to seduce him for another round, or convince him to be in a relationship. He’s never gotten himself so plastered that he can’t wake up in the mornings so he hasn’t had any issues yet.
Rule one leads to rule number two: never cuddle. Once you start cuddling, you start to get feelings. You start wanting affection because of the oxytocin hormones going through the body and then you start becoming attached. Jungkook can’t have that happen. Girls are already clingy enough as it is when he hasn’t even slept with them.
And rule three: no kissing on the lips. Jungkook feels it’s too intimate and just like with cuddling, it can bring up feelings of affection and attachment which he wants to avoid at all costs. He doesn’t want to feel that burst of fireworks and that ‘spark’ people claim to get when they kiss ‘the one’. He doesn’t believe in that mumbo-jumbo but he also just doesn’t want to risk them getting attached— or worse, getting himself attached to a girl.
You might be wondering how does he sleep with girls then if there’s no kissing to start everything off? Simple. He only needs to kiss around their neck and earlobes— the typical sensitive spots that turn girls on so there’s no need to kiss on the lips.
If any girl tries to bring his face towards theirs for a kiss, he’ll immediately dive to their necks instead to find that sensitive spot which drives them crazy and forget about kissing. Or the easiest thing, he uses his hand to cover their mouth and just fucks them harder so they think he’s being rough.
So far, he’s managed to keep his pretty lips away from all the females he’s slept with. So basically, the last girl he kissed was his ex-girlfriend which was almost three years ago.
Jungkook has completed 5 out of 7 challenges so far and it’s only been a month since the challenge started. He’s currently tied with Kai from the EXO frat house. Jungkook still has to have a threesome involving two girls and needs to find a MILF to sleep with.
The trouble with the threesome is that most girls don’t want to share Jungkook. They want him for themselves which makes it a little harder for him to find two girls who are interested in sharing him.
With regards to finding a milf… well, there were no milfs around campus that were interested or they weren’t that attractive to Jungkook. He has standards after all. He also couldn’t find any outside of uni that were interested in him because of his baby face. He apparently looked too young to some women who he tried to flirt with.
Plus, many were already in a relationship or married— which was how and why they were a milf in the first place, or they were too ‘old’ in his opinion. He didn’t want to cross that line where a milf was also a cougar.
“Ughhh! I’m stuck on finding a milf and two girls that would be keen to share me!” Jungkook complained to his best friends within the Bangtan fraternity; Hoseok, Yoongi and Namjoon— except Yoongi was half baked and sleeping on a couch.
The boys were in the lounge of their frat house. They were sitting on couches, drinking beer and eating pizza when Jungkook came in stroppily with a pout on his face after another failed attempt at flirting with a potential milf at the supermarket. Probably didn’t help that he was holding a packet of banana milk which made that milf think he was definitely too young for her.
“We believe in you Kookie!” Hoseok cheered. “You’re so close! We’ll help ask around and see if any girls would be keen to share you.”
“Try a dating app to find a milf,” Namjoon suggested. “But not just any dating app. Go for the mature dating apps since a milf is more likely to be a bit older. There’s one called SingleTannies.com you could try?”
“How do you know that, Hyung?”
“I wanted to tick a milf off my fuck-it bucket list so I signed up to one. She was actually quite disappointing.”
“Why’s that?” Jungkook grabbed himself a pizza slice and chomped a big mouthful.
“She was in her early 30s and older women tend to be a bit more careful before having sex with younger guys— unless they’re cougars. I had to take her out on three dates before she would sleep with me. She wanted to be sure I wasn’t in it just for the sex but too bad for her. I give her a 3 outta 10. She wasn’t that tight and kept whining so I’m definitely not keen to tap that again. Is a shame coz she was quite pretty.”
Jungkook chuckled, “You are ruthless, Hyung. What site did you use? SingleTannies? Help me set up a profile.”
“You have to be 21 to join though. But you can just lie about your age. They’re not gonna know.”
“I’m gonna be 21 soon anyway so it’s not a total lie. But my baby face might give me away… that’s why I can’t get a damn milf.”
“We’ll help you out,” Hoseok offered. “We’ll fix your hair, give you some formal clothes and take some photos in a way that’ll make you look a little older.”
“And don’t be doing duck lips, peace signs or the V sign,” Namjoon advised. “That’s kids stuff.”
45 minutes later...
Jeon Jungkook, 24 years old, Photographer
“Why’d you put 24, hyung? I don’t look 24. I can’t get away with that…”
“Sure you can, Kookie!” Hoseok replied. “You can just say it’s your Asian genes that keeps you looking young.”
“Most of the women on here are 25+,” Namjoon added, “so you need to be within their age range— unless they’re a cougar. And most of them would be looking for a guy that’s mature but still youthful. 24 in their mind means you’re not in uni so you’re not a fuck boy— even though you are— and it means you’ve ‘worked’ for a couple years so they’ll think you have money and that you won’t need to depend on them. If they’re a milf, they already have kids so they don’t need another big kid to look after, know what I mean?”
Jungkook nodded his head in understanding, “What if they ask for my ID?...”
“Wow,” Hoseok looked shocked, “you really haven’t been on a date in ages have you?” Jungkook bit his lower lip and shook his head. “No girl asks for ID on a date, Kookie. Unless she’s a bouncer for a club or a police officer. Don’t worry too much. Just fake it till you make it.”
Jungkook couldn’t really believe he was about to do this. He’s never used dating apps because he’s never needed to. Setting up an online profile and lying about his age… He felt like he was catfishing. The only thing that wasn’t a lie was his name and picture. Mind you, the photographer part was half a lie. He is studying it and hopes to do some photography work after graduation.
“If you manage to match with someone,” Namjoon commented, “just make sure to not wear any of your baggy clothes when you go on the date. Wear something smart but casual. And don’t say you like to play games. That’ll make her think you’re lazy and not career driven.”
“Oh! And say you love kids!” Hoseok added quickly. “You know, since they are a mother.”
“Got it,” Jungkook nodded.
“Be aware that you’ll probably have to take them out on a few dates before they sleep with you. You prepared for that?” Namjoon questioned.
“Not really but I guess I have to… I can’t exactly take them out anywhere expensive though…”
“The joys of having us as your best friends!” Namjoon smiled proudly. “You can use the fraternity eftpos card and dine at a nice restaurant if need be. Actually, just use the eftpos card whenever you need to. We wanna help you win so we win.”
“What if she wants to meet on a weekday when I have classes?”
“Stop worrying so much!” Hoseok rolled his eyes. “Just say you’re busy photographing a client. Say you’re doing a bridal shoot and the bride is a bridezilla.”
Jungkook sighed at his friends and nodded. It’s just another conquest. It’s not a real date or relationship. It’ll be fine. Only two more challenges to go.
“Ok!” Hoseok wanted to continue with the profile. “Now you just need to say something that will get their attention when they’re searching for a match. Got any pick up lines or quotes you like?”
“I don’t know… Rather be dead than cool?”
The two older boys deadpanned at Jungkook.
“That’s not gonna pick up women, Kookie…” Hoseok deadpanned.
“Shit… Uhh… Dogs are better than people?...”
Just then, a grumble was heard from the apparently sleeping Yoongi. “Yah, Jungkook-ah, what the fuck is wrong with you? You’re tryna get a date!”
Hoseok perked up. “Oh, you’re awake??”
“Half awake,” Yoongi mumbled, “Kinda hard to sleep when everyone’s being so noisy.”
“Sorry Hyung,” Jungkook apologised. “And guys, I’m not good at dating in general. I haven’t been on one since my ex-girlfriend. I’m better at meeting girls face to face at parties or on campus. They come up to me first, if they’re hot, we go somewhere, I fuck ’em then leave! One and done— you know me!”
Hoseok rolled his eyes again at his friend. “Ok, well… Do you like to cuddle?”
“Nope. You know I don’t like them, Hyung. It’s one of my rules. I don’t want girls getting attached.” Jungkook scrunched his face in slight disgust at the thought.
“I agree with you there,” Yoongi commented. “I don’t like to be cuddled either.” He sat up and stretched himself awake.
“I forgot you two don’t like to cuddle,” Hoseok said. “Weirdos. I love cuddles! Anyway, do you like watching Netflix?”
“Yeah. How is that relevant?”
Hoseok ignored Jungkook’s question, grabbed Jungkook’s phone and started typing on the profile a little something to make women interested.
“Sucker for cuddles and bingeing Netflix shows. If you’re looking for a romantic evening, I’m probably not your guy. But if you want to watch Netflix and eat pizza, then I’m your man.”
“I like everything you wrote except for the cuddles. I just told you I don’t like them.”
“Well tough luck. Women love that shit. Think about it, Kookie. A milf is gonna want a man who likes to cuddle. She’s a mother and would be used to cuddling her kids so she’ll probably want a man who’s into cuddling too.”
“Hobi’s not wrong, Kook,” Namjoon added. “You might even need to kiss her first before things lead anywhere…”
Of course Jungkook’s friends know about his three rules and understand him completely on why he has them. But sometimes there needs to be an exception to the rules– like winning this challenge for his friends and his fraternity. And being Jeon Jungkook, the Golden Maknae, he hates to lose.
Jungkook groaned at the mention of kissing but nodded as what his friends said did make sense. “I guess I won’t be getting that close to whoever I find anyway so I won’t need to worry about having to cuddle. Whatever gets me laid with a milf.”
“That’s the spirit!” Hoseok exclaimed. “Ok! Let’s upload this shit!”
And with a click of a button, Jungkook’s new dating profile was up online.
“And now we wait for you to get a few matches! Shouldn’t be too hard. If I was a girl, I’d do you. I bet you a hundred bucks you’ll get some women messaging you within the next 30 minutes.”
16 minutes later…
“Jeezus…” Jungkook mumbled as he was scrolling through the inbox of the dating app on his phone. He already had six women messaging him.
“You owe me a hundy bucks,” Hoseok said cheekily as he sat down next to Jungkook holding four beers out for his friends to grab.
“I never said deal to that.” Jungkook took the beer Hoseok handed to him.
“Fine. Then another box of beers will do.”
“Deal. Ok… we have Jessi, 32, mother of four— nope, too many kids to deal with, might take too long to get another date and I don’t really like kids that much anyway… Hmm… Minji, 35— nope, it’s in the cougar age range…”
Jungkook looked through the other profiles of the women who messaged him and found that most were all in the cougar age range. He had to remind himself he’s 24 on his profile so technically the age gap wouldn’t be as bad but he didn’t feel comfortable sleeping with someone who was that much older than him. Some women were in his age range but they didn’t have any kids so they weren’t an option— but maybe after the challenge was over he could message them for some fun.
Ignoring the messages from the cougars and non-milfs, Jungkook decided to have a look at some profiles himself to see if anyone piqued his interest. After quite a bit of scrolling, one particular profile picture made Jungkook’s thumb stop.
The woman looked much younger than the others he’d seen so far and she had a really pretty smile. He wasn’t even deterred from the fact that she had her son in her profile picture with her. It’s exactly what Jungkook needed to see to know that she’s a milf.
“Damn…” Jungkook muttered to himself as he clicked on her profile. “Holy shit…” he said with amazement. There were only three photos of the woman within her profile but they all showed off her beautiful smile and her hot body.
In the woman’s profile picture, the woman was at the beach wearing a baby blue bikini with her son next to her and a hand on his shoulder. Her son was holding a big shell in each hand proudly with a big smile where his eyes disappeared and looked like crescent moons, while she was just smiling nicely at the camera. In Jungkook’s opinion, she didn’t even look like she had had a child as her body was toned and her tits looked great.
Definitely fuckable. Tits and her.
The second photo was of the woman holding a small black and tan coloured pomeranian dog with the biggest smile on her face since the dog was licking her. That photo made Jungkook think it was probably the prettiest smile he’s ever seen on a girl.
He shoved those thoughts to the back of his mind though to look at the next photo. The woman was by herself in a yellow summery dress, smiling prettily at the camera with the sun setting behind her. And yes, ‘holy shit’... She was a beauty.
“What?? Why ‘holy shit’? Is there someone hot?” Hoseok moved closer to Jungkook to see the woman’s profile.
Namjoon sat on the armrest of the couch so he could also see. Yoongi didn’t really give a shit and stayed where he was to eat his pizza.
“Well fuck me. She is hot!” Hoseok exclaimed.
“Good find, man!” Namjoon patted Jungkook’s back. “This is why you’re the Golden Maknae. You’re lucky and can score easily.”
Jungkook felt a sense of pride from his leader’s words. “Her profile says she only joined two days ago. And she’s not too old either. Serena/Siri, 26, divorced, mother to a four year old…”
Totally ignoring the fact that he is a red flag himself, Jungkook just had to say, “Hang on— isn’t that sort of a red flag? She had a kid young and she’s divorced so young too?…”
“Does it matter?” Namjoon questioned. “You’re only gonna bang her to finish your challenge and then not see her again.”
“Yeah, I guess you’re right” Jungkook shrugged and nodded in agreement since that is the plan.
“What else does her profile say?” Hoseok asked.
“Let’s see… she hasn’t said if she’s working or not…”
“She’s divorced right? Maybe her ex-husband is rich and she’s living off the divorce money?”
The woman didn’t look like the gold digger type from her photos. None screamed ‘look at me’ — well maybe the profile picture did since she’s in a bikini, but none made it out like she was desperate, unlike some women who had photos of them in lingerie or a background with their big fancy house and cars with jewellery all over them to try make themselves more appealing.
“Looking for a fresh start. If we click, we click. But you gotta love dogs and kids. Oh and you better not tell me what to eat. If I want a burger, I will eat a damn burger.”
Without even realising, Jungkook was smiling at what the woman wrote in her profile. He liked how chill her bio seemed and the fact she loves dogs and loves to eat proper food made him like her already.
He found himself doing something he never thought he’d do because he’s usually the one being pursued.
He messaged her first.
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