parents
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed:
I am mad, I'm very mad, actually. I just want you to not feel as bad even though I know this makes you feel worse.
I understand.
I think I understand and say this to make you feel like you're not alone when you are.
I understand, I was a teen once:
Yeah, but back my days, we wore tons of make-up and frizzed up our hair and thought we looked "cool," and the sad thing is we still do.
you don't have real problems:
You do have real problems; I just don't care.
people have it worse than you do:
I'm not wrong, I just think you are overreacting.
stop teen-splaning:
I don't want to be wrong, and have my child be right.
Stop making excuses:
explanation=excuse
*Playing live game* pause the game:
I think every game can be paused, because I don't understand technology that surpasses the 90's.
Hey, are you awake?
It's late, and my brain stops working after 5pm
*Stern glare*
if we weren't in public right now I would-
*Wink, elbow bump and smile*
I see a potential mate for you.
*Disgust and rude acceptance*
That's really what you're going to wear?
*Utter shock*
This is how much???
excuse me?
I'm giving you the chance to take back what you just said. Use it wisely.
hmm, I don't know, what do you think?
I really don't care what you think, I just don't want to seem like I ignore you and not listen to you when I don't.








