Dun for fun

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Summary

Lilly is fun, pretty and has a great job - she has it all. Patrik is not quite as settled and definitely not happy about much. That is about to change soon...

Genre
Humor/Romance
Author
Hurpee
Status
Ongoing
Chapters
3
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

Chapter 1

Lilly has it all. She has a great job, a nice house and three really close friends.

She works at a bank managing hedge funds since she was in her early twenties, and now creeping closer to her 30th birthday, she is proud of what she has accomplished.

Surely Lily had been doing better than most of her classmates, and her strong will and intellect had gotten her straight towards her goals.

Remaining one of the best at work she regularly takes her friends to that club down at Ashton corner where they would dance their asses off in short dresses and with almost too much make up on. The young woman hates to dress up that way but her best mate Sara is an expert in getting her to leave her comfort zones so this evening had been a little more over the top than the other nights out.

Hank and Josh, both coworkers, are getting another round for the bank colleagues after work. Julia, Lillys other friend, is helping Josh collecting the tray with the shots to the dance floor.

"Truth or dare, folks!" Julia hollers. She lets out somewhat of a shrill yell, throwing her long black hair over one shoulder. Hank would not stop staring, but of course Julia is a real bombshell so nobody questioned his behavior.

Josh grins widely, and points his finger at Lilly. "You! Truth or dare!"

Lilly grins back, acting as if she had to think about it.

"Dare of motherfucking-course!"

The group starts chanting and Josh holds up his hands to silence them in an adult manner.

"Hold your horses, I have the perfect dare for our favourite teamleader here. Lilly will go over to the new bartender there, and order more drinks. In the words of a snoop dogg song. And of course..." he smiles mischievous "she will do it in a german accent."

Lillys grin gets even bigger, she stands up, nodding to her crowd and bows excessively. Then she sighs deeply, her face becomes completely plain and goes all in. Sara stumbles giggling behind her, keeping some distance to not give her away but still being the judge of the whole conspiracy.

Lilly, with her brownish halflong hair and to the occasion special seductive smokey eyes, sits down at the bar.

"Good sir. Was is your recommended drink for today? Sipping on gin and juice, laid back

With my mind on my money" she drags out slowly and with a fat german sound to every 's' and 'r'. The bartender looks surprised at her.

"Pardon?"

Lilly straightens her back a little further.

"Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in

Now this type of shit happens all the time

You got to get yours but, fool, I gotta get mine"

The german 'th', more sounding like z's, makes the whole scene absurd. Yet she remains with a serious face, waiting for the bartender to answer.

"Ok, girly, I have no idea what the hell you are talking 'bout."

He is clearly confused at this whole situation. A few feet away Sara is snorting heavily but Lilly doesn't give away a glimpse.

She points at a bottle of whiskey, and continues the foolish interpretation of german.

"Two in the mornin' and the party's still jumpin'

'Cause my momma ain't home

I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on

And they ain't leavin' 'til six in the mornin'

So what you wanna do?" The bartender guy sighs and resents, shaking his head in disbelieve and pours 5 glasses of whiskey.

"If you keep talking to me in rap songs, I will have to deny you and your people there more drinks."

Sara breaks down on the floor, bending over from laughing. Tears streaming down her face, Josh comes to help her up.

Lilly stands, gulping down one whiskey and winks at the bartender.

Then she proceeds to balance the remaining 4 glasses in both hands back to her friends.