Scary
Hello!…
My name is Flick!, and my boyfriend Torin and I were celebrating Valentine’s Day one time, and for our celebration we were walking to a place where a play was going to happen!…
We didn’t know what the story was about; but it was supposed to be romantic, and we knew some of the people who were gonna be performing!…
Well, anyhoo, we were walking towards where the play was going to be beginning soon when suddenly! some masked people got out of a car, and one of them said, “We’re gonna need to see some papers, please!…” and then Torin and I screamed! and began running! away from them!…
This was insane!!!
How could this be happening to us!?!
And nobody had a right to just walk up to people and demand papers!, dammit!…
Well, the masked people were about to catch up to us when suddenly! a voice said, “Hello, villains!…” and then I looked towards the speaker and saw that there was a flying person who was wearing a cape and had a bow and arrow in his hands!…
Then, suddenly!, he shot! one arrow at one of the masked people!; and then he quickly! got another arrow out and shot! another arrow at one of the other masked people!; and then he got another arrow out and shot! it at the 3rd masked person!; and then he got another arrow out and shot! it at the 4th masked person!; and then he got another arrow out and shot! it at the 5th masked person!; and then he got another arrow out and shot! it at the 6th masked person!…
And so now all of the masked people had been slowed by the arrows!, and then the person who’d shot the arrows said, “Just keep running, y’all!, and I’ll get these attackers some medical care as soon as possible!…
Oh, and happy Valentine’s Day!…” and then Torin said, “Who are you?!?…” in an amazed and impressed tone of voice; and then the person said, “I’m Capid!…; and my cousin’s the more popular Cupid!…
I’m a bit more of a vigilante than Cupid is, but both of us are equally respectful of love and life!; and I only ever shoot attackers to wound them and never to kill them, and I always make sure that they receive proper medical care!…” and then I said, “Thanks, Capid!…
Oh!; and I’m Flick, and this is Torin!; and I guess we’ll leave like you suggested that we do!…” and then Capid said, “Sounds good!…
It was nice to meet you 2!, and I hope that y’all enjoy the rest of this marvelous day of love!…” and then Torin said, “And I hope that you enjoy it too!…” and then I said, “For sure!!…
Thanks for everything!…” and then Torin and I dashed! off towards where the play was going to begin pretty soon!…
Before long, we arrived at the location; and the play hadn’t quite begun yet; and so we payed the person who was there to receive payments, and then we went off to pick out our seats!…
Then we found some seats that we liked, and we waited for the play to begin!…
And, as we waited for the play to begin, I said, “That was pretty lucky that that Capid person showed up when he did!, wasn’t it?…” and then Torin said, “For sure!…
I mean, if he hadn’t stepped in then we’d’ve probably been kidnapped by those masked villains!…” and then I said, “For sure!…
Scary to think about…
And that cape that Capid was wearing was pretty cool too!…
I guess that’s why he’s called Capid…; because of that epic cape!…” and then Torin said, “Absolutely!…
That cape was the coolest thing ever!, no doubt!…” and then I said, “Pretty awesome!…
A perfect cape to wear while performing Valentine’s Day acts of heroism!…” and then suddenly! a voice said, “Hello, everyone!…; and happy Valentine’s Day!, and thank you for attending this performance!…
We hope that you’re all ready for the play to begin!, because it is now time! for the play to begin!…” and then everyone in the crowd cheered! for a little while!; and then everyone in the crowd was soon silent, and the play began…
