Kiritetsu Shorts

"I wouldn't want to make things awkward between us, but..." I said to my boyfriend, shaking my head.

"I wanna spar with you, and this time... I'm gonna win!" It was a bump to a conversation that had long past grew stale. Tetsutetsu had agreed to spar with me, but we always do this to the point it got awkward.

Sure he still loved me anyway, but I didn't wanna come off as a weird combat addict like Kendo Rappa. I just wanted to get better at controlling my quirk with his help.

"Okay let's just make this quick since it's like 12:30." Tetsutetsu said. "Holy crap! I didn't think it was that late into the night!" I gasped.

"What's wrong? Too afraid to train late like Deku?" He elbowed me.

"No! I'm a man! And men never give up!" I said to him.

"Hell yeah! That's the spirit! Haaa.." Tetsutetsu yawned. He looked so manly and sexy when he did. We both put on our gym uniforms, locked his dorm, and snuck out.

We bypassed Shinso who was walking with Aizawa towards the gym, so that was off limits. I was surprised they didn't notice us, but Tetsu didn't seem to care.

Once we were outside we greeted Izuku, who was training himself for the next exam. He's the awesomest kid in my class, and I'm kinda jealous, heh heh! Anyways, he wanted to watch us spar, so he sat on a bench to observe us. He got out his notebook and pen.

"Okay, I wanna see what you two learned so far! I'm gonna take notes! You guys ready?" Izuku said with a gleam in his eyes.

"Yeah! Just gotta get into position!" I said before hardening my body and spreading my legs. My fingers went straight forward like knives.

"Ready, man! Woo!" Tetsu cheered before going into an even weirder pose. It looked kinda funny like he just crapped himself. He bawled up his fists and turned silver. We both charged at each other like bulls and our heads clanked together.

I just remembered that we were both equally hard, so I grabbed Tetsutetsu and flipped him by the arms.

He gasped and tried to kick me, but I slammed him into the ground.

I turned back to my base form, then ran, trying to trick my boyfriend into following me. He still stayed in his metal form, got up, and ran at me with his arms crossed behind his back. He thought I was gonna use the same method again, but I knew better than to use a move twice!

His metal heated up and he glowed pinkish red as he ran faster and faster. This unnerved me a bit, so I used my hardened arms to block the impact. His metal hair was spikey, yet I didn't feel a thing. It was like two rocks grinding up against each other.

We both darted back from the recoil. Our feet scraping the ground. I saw Deku write notes down, then focused back on Tetsu. He rolled himself into a metal ball and went straight towards me! I tried to dodge, but couldn't, and I fell down hard, bleeding from my nose.

I hardened my body and Tetsu was about to charge in for another roll. I jumped over him and he ran into a tree. I laughed a bit as I wiped my nose.

He got up, laughing also, and rolled back to me. I readied my fists and feet, then kicked him back into the tree. Tetsu rolled around like a pinball.

"Wait... Guys... I sense a threat." Deku said cautiously. There was sparks near his head.

"Threat? What threat?" I turned towards him.

All of a sudden, Kendo Rappa put a foot on Tetsutetsu and smiled insanely. He forced Tetsu back into his base form! He was in a disguise, so of course the UA staff didn't recognize him. "Hey... I see ya got a fight going on. Can I join?!? Let's fight to the death!" He laughed.

"The hell?! Get off my boyfriend!" I yelled at him.

"Is that... Rappa? No way! He looks so different!" Deku said.

"He's in a blonde wig and sweat jacket! It's easy to tell!" Tetsu growled. He turned back into steel, trying to push Rappa off of him. Rappa stomped him into the ground, forcing the teen to grunt in pain.

Deku activated his quirk and carefully aimed a finger at the villain. I charged in without thinking ahead, I hate when villains hurt Real Steel! Rappa grabbed my face with his large beefy hand and threw me out of the way! I fell down roughly, spitting out dirt.

"COME ON, BOYS! PUT YOUR LIVES ON THE— OWW!!" Before he could bitch any longer, the man was blasted by Deku's Air Shot. Deku used Blackwhip to speed up to Tetsutetsu. He pulled him out of the ground as I slowly got up. Rappa turned around and smirked at the two. He was about to pumble them, but I stopped the buff man by throwing my hardened body into him!

"It was only sparring, and you HAD to ruin it!!!" I ranted at him as I pinned him down.

"I didn't ruin it! I made it fun and intense since you have to risk your lives now, red head!!!" Kendo Rappa slightly laughed. I took his wig off with one hand and pinned him with the other.

"I knew it! I'm calling the authorities!" Deku said before getting out his phone. Tetsu held onto him as he blushed glancing at me. I blushed back but didn't say anything else. I just held Rappa down and hardened to make myself heavier than him. The muscular man squirmed, but I tried my hardest to make sure he wouldn't escape. I didn't want my boyfriend killed and I would even sacrifice myself for him.

Suddenly, Kendo Rappa used his strong arm quirk to push me off! I fell into a football goal, screamed in pain, and bled despite my skin being hard. He sped towards Tetsu and Deku with his arms out. I dizzily got up, the world spinning around me. Deku used his Smokescreen quirk to emminate a thick cloud of grey smoke. That didn't help since I was still groggy, bleeding, and couldn't see s**t from the damn throw! I felt my way around the grass, trying to look for their feet. I didn't wanna scream their names, knowing full and well it'd get Rappa's attention.

"WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID YOU LITTLE TURDS GO?! CRUUUUD!!" Rappa angrily screamed. Suddenly, I saw a familiar silver hand shine. I grabbed it, and saw my boyfriend and Deku. They both smiled at me, standing next to each other, and told me to keep quiet in hush tones. I nodded in agreement and held onto the two.

The police came about an hour later and arrested Kendo Rappa. Before they drove off, he warned Tetsu and I that he wanted to fight with us again someday, wanting to make sure that we were both dead.

Deku wanted to made sure we wouldn't die from Rappa, but Tetsu and I told him one day we'll both be awesome Pro Heroes that won't need his many quirks! I'm glad we have the same thoughts, I love my Tetsutetsu so much!