"a warning." (MUST READ BEFORE THE STORY)
"hello! my name is thealphabaka and you are now reading neon genesis bamvangelion, if that wasn't already obvious! this story was orginally published on the shithole known as wattpad and was taken down because of their new AI reviewing system as of april 2024, complete bullshit i know! and because i'd rather not lose 4 chapters worth of progress again, i'm adding this as a warning so the inkitt gods won't strike me down the way the wattpad gods did, anyways."
neon genesis bamvangelion contains racism, sexism, nudity, pedophilia, child abuse, sexual assault, psychological horror, strong language, dark... VERY dark humor ;) rape, extreme violence and gore, drug use and lastly, the worst crime of all... BIG ASS ROBOTS!!!!!"
"neon genesis bamvangelion is by no means affiliated with gainax, studio khara or hideaki anno in any way, shape or form, all rights of the neon genesis evangelion franchise belong to the individuals i named above, neon genesis bamvangelion falls under being a parody and is therefor protected by fair use."
"with the content and copyright warnings out of the way, we can now begin my story that i've put STUPID amounts of effort into, i hope you at least get something out of this!! enjoy!!" sincerely, thealphabaka. <3
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