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Kudos for writing such a masterpiece
"Kudos for writing such a masterpiece. I would like to feature your Inkitt book for free to my list of newsletter subscribers. If that is alright by you then please email me at cbdoungd876 AT gmail.com to book your spot, thanks."
The Catfish Grimoire
"# ̶W̶o̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶d̶e̶r̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶c̶r̶e̶a̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶.̶ ̶J̶a̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶u̶s̶.̶ ̶H̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶c̶r̶i̶p̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶l̶e̶v̶e̶r̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶l̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶p̶o̶e̶t̶r̶y̶.̶-̶ ̶ ̶-̶B̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶d̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶f̶e̶l̶l̶o̶w̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶e̶r̶s̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶k̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶l̶i̶c̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶r̶t̶!̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶d̶e̶d̶!̶ ̶O̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶u̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶n̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶s̶m̶a̶n̶s̶h̶i̶p̶ ̶b̶e̶h̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶k̶i̶l̶l̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶r̶i̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶p̶t̶e̶r̶.̶-̶ ̶ ̶-̶I̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶n̶g̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶t̶-̶p̶r̶o̶v̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶E̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶r̶i̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶!̶ ̶A̶ ̶t̶r̶u̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶t̶u̶r̶n̶e̶r̶!̶-̶ ***REAL REVIEW BELOW*** In all seriousness, this was an elaborate joke meant to soothe the author’s deflated ego after that other review written by my friend, Brian Egan. But I realized that it’s best to let the guy be aware of the hard to swallow truth of his writing as opposed to making him live life blind, robbing him of his opportunity to grow as a writer. Of course, he won’t read any of this. That’s okay. He can continue to ignore professional advice all he wants. It will only keep setting him backwards. He’ll never get anywhere in the world of authorship. If he continues to be this way, that is assured. Me and my colleagues have all taken the opportunity to read this, whatever ”this” is. Seriously, we couldn't even get past the first paragraph. I couldn't make any sense of what I was even reading. Brian’s words may be a tad harsh and profane, but they are the brutal truth. I don’t think I even need to go into depth about what’s wrong with this ”story”. I mean, does this even count as a story? It’s mostly just complete nonsense. "
Money Wants To Kill Me
" TL;DR---Do not read this ”book”. You’re wasting your time, believe me. A flaming piece of shit. It’s essentially word vomit. A pathetic excuse for a story. I could go on and on and on. However, there is no better way to describe this other than an utter mess. I’ve seen children write better! The end has some well-written parts, like how he describes in detail how “the words tumbled over one another in that one exhale.” That’s pretty much the only redeemable thing about it. That I could find. Everything else is just an idiotic waste of my time. The author clearly does not believe in grammar. He makes his own rules.Apparently nothing needs capitalization or periods. Spaces inbetween paragraphs? FUCK IT! LETS JUST MAKE A GIANT WALL OF TEXT! Seriously, why??? Is this just a joke?! There’s not even a real plot, just INCOHERENT NONSENSE! There is no story! Nothing that even constitutes as such! My eyes feel like they’ve just been violated! It really perplexes me. This must either be on purpose, written by a severely disturbed child, or the author is in a mental ward. JUST STOP, JASON! YOU ARE NOT A WRITER! You’re completely delusional if you think you have any talent! Though, I sincerely doubt you’ll read anything here. You did just block me when I tried reaching out to you on FB. AND I WAS GENUINELY POLITE! And what did you say to me? ”naw fuck off really” How immature can you be, man?? How can you expect to get better if your head’s stuck in your ass all the time? "
