Hysterical

"Witty with lots of puns and plays on words. Love the author’s snarky sense of humor. The chapters for the states I’ve lived in are relatable. I’d recommend this to any American looking for a laugh at their home states."

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Lovely book

"Kudos for writing such a masterpiece. I would like to feature your Inkitt book for free to my list of newsletter subscribers. If that is alright by you then please email me at cbdoungd876 AT gmail.com to book your spot, thanks."

A Lighthearted Twist on Presumptions

"From A-W, no state is left out of this hilarious roasting! There's not a dull moment anywhere in this book. Read itm share it with your friends for some hearty laughs.. Seriously it is that good!"

The Unauthorized Biography of the United States (An American Almanac Completely Devoid of Accuracy)

"Carl Megill rivals Dave Barry in his wit, style and knowledge of United States history and geography. The feature I liked best was the section at the beginning of each state's biography of interesting facts about the state. For example, California - Chief Import: Mexicans. Florida - State Motto: The Sunshine State, as opposed to Tennessee, The Moonshine State; Average Age: 112; Chief Business: Funeral Homes; State Slogan: "You never call. You never write." Maryland - State Slogan: The Quite Contrary State Massachusetts - State Slogan: "Pahk the cahr in the gah rahge." New Hampshire - Population: 15 or 16 North Dakota - Population: 0 Wyoming - Population: Two prairie dogs If you enjoy humor, wit, word play and laughing out loud, this is the book for you. If you are a seeker of Truth, seek elsewhere. Mary Lou Williams"

Funny Facts

"Quite informative but more importantly, very funny and a quick read.. Carl Megill's great sense of humor comes through in every chapter. A grand slam home run!"

Unauthorized biography of United States

"As always Mr. Megill has inserted his humorous writing style into a history of the USA not told in any classroom. Another classic."

US Biography

"Great and hilarious reading material. It was fun to read. He takes the time to write about actual facts of each state and puts those facts into a comedy routine. It will make you laugh when you realize although put across in a funny way, they are actually facts about each of the states he describes."

Hilarious Read!

"If you like a little history warped by a hilarious sense of humor, this book is for you! Don't be offended and you won't be disappointed!"

Funny State-ments (wink, wink)

"Nice flow and rhythm to the writing. Each State's personality comes out and I found myself laughing out loud. Enjoy a trip around the United States with Mr. Megill"

The unauthorized history of the United States

"This book is a riot! Pick a state, any state. Hilarity ensues. Take Maryland. It was founded by Captain John Smith, the author tell us...or at least that's what he wrote in the hotel registry when he signed in with his secretary. Irreverent, inaccurate, and just plain funny."