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A lizard skeleton is exhumed from clay, reactivated by light’s gleam, able to reunite itself together with worMud & cloth, fasTwining thorns for protection and flower petals for color - nevertheless feels clumsy and uncoordinated without muscle tissue. SooNoticing insects can fly with very few muscles, studies the arc of their wings, realizing the curve and pattern can cause anti-gravity propulsion! So after suffoCatering a few beetles for spare parts, the lizard anchors a pair of twigs for tail, with a trio of feathers for steering, before gluing the armored hatchback shells to its feet using sap! But no thrust emerged immediately. Grouchy, the raptor twirled its tail, hoping to find some kind of ignition impulse. That didn’t cause flight either. Becoming hopping mad, the decorated chameleon began to stamp and spin in frustration -- which all of a sudden blasted it sideways into a crow who had been about to swoop down at the shiny spectacle, was instead left bewildered with a sore breast!

Up and away from the ground swirls the rainBone, making the clouds thunder in applause, and wonder why they had never seen a toucan fly this high! EvenTaily our risky raptor managed adjusTrajectory by skating its feet, but as cresToward mountain peaks, began to shiver with chill, requesting clouds gather for static electriCloak of warmth. Well the clouds swelled with enthusiasm, zephyrs inhaling floWafts around the drifter, providing encasement of warmth, retained in a charged field by the prior adorning thorns - oddly altering some clusTowers violet and gold with envy.

Thus assisted, lizarDecided to attempt ascending higher still ~ but since the batch of vapor had puffed out demeanor and gainedDeep hues to seem raucous and riotous, a horde of buzzards buzzed askance, wondering if the comedic laughter and howls would leave victims beneath the turbulent region. Before they could scout dinner served, they glimpsed the tiny slithering rainbow, and huddle around to shaREmark that only eagles and moon monkeys, & couple kanGEARoofins ever swang so far as to sample the salts and sugars streaming from the stars and sticking as syrup in the canopy of the atmosphere. The kite-maileon quickly inquired if they kneWhat the legendary taste was comparable to - the vultures replied: “Multiple in gargled," they began. "Coconut, pomegranate, and fish - or what we birds call egg’knob. Claims are it can enhance anatomy, as long as one doesn’t wish for something individually advantageous. But it may temporarily consume you, or worse case, spew you yonder uncharted.”

PonDuring this balMixture of fascination and unease, the lizard thanks them & continues rising steeper, flashing like a satellite from the statiCoiling pressures. What beneficial matter would this venturing engineer redeem? Maybe for fountains of youth to engulf the planet? No, living forever wasn’t proper for every beast. It seemed like that could backfire… the environment was really more crucial to harmony. Perhaps carnivorous appetites should be replaced? Amidst consideRadiation, the lizard connected against an ooze that tensed upon impact like a sponge, rattlinGongs along with shapes of bananas, then dolphins, then frogs. In chirps and croaks, the offerings arose to grant wish, as the chameleon was nudged and sucked deeper into the substance like mashed potatoes and moss and cheese. “How about…eee, no more carnivorous cravings; instead some kind of global sauce or pulp, so sharp fangs and scissor beaks turn obsolete?”

“That is immaculate and most faReaching request ever recorded in mother’s mucus… you shall gain graiNoodLEak cannons in your sinuses, plus gigantism in order to distribute sucHarmonious refreshments! Exercise of feast and famine belongs to your discretion, while you shall continually engorge from our tartar Banks, as you breathe mix of our solar and polar enerGenerations.”

And so it passed, that strung out innovaTour was stretched ouTransforming into quetzelcoaTenDragon, slitheReapportioning snorted pastes down threw misty filters for delivery + in accord with starlit Bakery = graduALtering fruits of flavor while monitoring attitude of flocks as they exchanged behavior between breeds. Jellyfish and octoPry were rifled into the oceans to snare bullies, while smaller plants were given ability to stretch their legs and dance, since they wanted to present their perfumes to all the other organisms + pluSit wouldn’Treet the bedrock to widespreaDynastiCracking of contintents. Some of these became spyDurst, to keep bug swarms at bay - yet some venemouTHreats became soon evident from the extra arms of the law, as plagues broke out: (but that’s another entiREcourse which the fooDrippinGOBalLoonaRegents had to regulate)...