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âROOF! ROOF!â
âUgh! Milo! Shut up! Fuck is you even barking for, bruh?â
Yeah, yeah...another day. Ugh! He is probably barking because he must go to the relief area. Sometimes, I wish he could do it himself and come back. You already know how that junk goes when I get out of bed. There is no need to explain it even further.
Anyway, itâs a big day at the dealership. We got a handful of new cars today, and I am the BEST salesman there. You know how I handle things. I donât just wear a suit to work. I got it like that to wear a particular outfit and still look presentable; you know what Iâm sayinâ? But I do wear my identification.
I shower, eat, feed my dog, and prepare for the day. I checked my notifications to see if my boys had something going on, and then I dipped out. Every time I go outside, I get stopped for compliments, and I genuinely appreciate it. I love all the love I receive. But do I have a girl? Why are you in my business?
**Bzz! Bzz!
âYeah?â I answered.
âGood morning,â
âWassup?â
âDo you think you can send me $300?â
âFor what?!â
âWell, I need it to go shopping,â
âNaomi, why donât you get a job, girl?â
âYou know Iâm trying! But I really want to go out this weekend. You know I never beg,â
âNever? I wanna see what your âbarelyâ looks like,â
âPlease, Duke? I promise Iâm looking,â
âJust request it, and Iâll accept it. You know I can help you find some,â
âIâm good. I believe my friend is helping me out with streaming,â
âItâs gone take time and dedication,â
âIâm fully aware,â
âBut Iâm on my way to work. Iâll send it when I get there,â
âThank you. Have a good day!â
âYou too,â
I arrived at the gig, and there were 27 new cars on the lot! I can spot them that easily. There were some more still coming in. We get used cars a lot, too, but it takes away from the new vehicles we have and receive. I parked my car and hopped out. Everyone at my job is remarkable for the most part, and I have no issues with them. At least, I donât think so. If it still needs to be addressed, keep it on the playground. Simple.
âIf it ainât the fashion God himself!â My manager greeted me.
âSup, Micheal,â
âHey! We had a busy day today. Be prepared for this: six new SRTs, 7 Mustangs, 5 Mercedes Benzs, 10 Kia, and others. The shop opens in an hour, and I have to get all of this shit filed. Fuck!â
âYou need some help?â
âNah, I got it. Hey, I was looking through the appointment list and saw a well-known name pop up. Do you have any idea who Justin Barker is?â
âIf Iâm not mistaken, heâs another streamer. He also does music on the side, but Iâm not too big on him. Is he coming in?â
âI guess so. I see him right here. Purchasing a brand new 2024 Kia EV9,â
âWhew! Hella money dropped on a car,â
âYeah, but youâre good if you can keep up with the payments. You go and get settled, and Iâm going to finish getting things in order,â
âBet,â
Itâs another typical morning at Justinâs house, filled with noise and chaos. There he is, lost in his music, utterly oblivious to the fact that other people are trying to go about their day in the same space. The sound of drums reverberates through the walls, accompanied by the strumming of a guitar and the occasional frustrated curse when a note isnât quite right. Zuri, his girlfriend, can feel her patience wearing thin as the disturbance disrupts her peace and quiet. She finally decides to speak up and gently suggests that Justin take a break from his musical endeavors for now.
âGoddammit! Fuck, man! I canât get this right!â Justin curses.
âJustin! Oh my gosh, babe! Calm down!â
âIâm sorry. I just get so stressed. I know I can do better than this!â
âI believe in you, Justin, but we have to think about other people in the house when it comes to noise. I donât mind you playing the guitar, but the theatrics must stop. Please!â
âIâll work on it,â
âAnd you better stick to it. What are you working on anyway?â
âA new song Iâve been meaning to put out for some time now, and I just get so stuck on the damn chorus and even sometimes the bridges. I feel lost...â
âSince when has my baby ever been lost?â
âThis song is just...personal,â
âWell, you have to take your time and let the art come to you,â
âTried that,â
âMaybe thatâs a sign for you to take a break then,â
âI canât do that!â
âYes, you can. Your audience will understand,â
âThis is how I make my living! Iâm at this every other if not every day,â
âJustin, if this means a lot to you, you must feel your work. Take time off for you!
And besides, donât you have a car to get today? Focus on that instead,â
âYeah, youâre right. Almost forgot about that fucking car. Letâs not waste money. Hurry and get it!â
âThereâs the happy and energetic Justin I know! Letâs go get our new whip,â
âOur?â
âWell, yours...yours works too,â
âYou have a car,â
âOkay, well damn! I canât be supportive?â
âYou can. Letâs just forget it and just get the car,â
âWhatever you say,â
âThis is a 2020 Kia Solââ I said.
âAinât these the cars that get jacked a lot?â The customer said.
âThey may be getting jacked, but they can get jacked with this heat pack, for sure!â The co-signer added.
âI donât know, son. These are high-risk cars,â
âAnything is good for right now, dad. I got this. Plus, this is the newer model. Iâm good,â
âAre you sure you want this?â
âYes,â
âOkay, man, weâll take it,â the dad said.
âAlright, just step back inside, and we can get you started from there,â I said, leading back indoors.
âDennis! Just the guy I was trying to see,â Micheal said.
âWassup?â
âJust got off the phone with Justin and he said heâs pulling up. Heâs changing his mind about the EV9 and wants to look around to see if thereâs any other options. You think you can take him for me? I got a bigger situation right now,â
âI would, but Iâm doing someone right now,â
âIâll have Garrett take over for you. Iâll even add this to your check,â
âFine with me. Thatâs the car they are getting right there,â
âGotcha. Thanks again,â
âYou good,â
Iâve watched a few of Justinâs videos before. Guy has some talent, but he can do too much at times. He can even come off as arrogant and obnoxious. Heard he had a girl, but I rarely pay any attention to that. But if he does, how on Earth does she deal with him?
I got a text from sis and she sent me pictures of her shopping with my money. I donât appreciate this. She betta get a job before I sue for all money sent. Reporting to the FBI for scamming and trafficking if she asks for one more thing. Watch!
Some time goes by and I see a black Porsche drive into the lot. Windows are tinted, so I canât really see inside. He parked right in front of the glass doors, too. Who does this guy really think he is?
He comes out of the car and walks straight inside. But, thereâs another person in the car. The door opens and a woman comes out, shaking her head. He had a whole woman in the car and didnât open the door? WHAT?! They both come in and start looking around. Boy am I gonna have a field day.
âHello! Welcome to the dealership! My name is Dennis, and you must be Justin,â
âYes, sir. Nice to meet you,â
âVis versa. Heard youâre looking for a new car?â
âYeah, man. I just wanna see my options. Iâm looking for something...exotic, but smooth.
Something thatâs made for cruising, but still luxurious. You know?â
âI got just what you need. Follow me this way. Good morning, maâam,â
âGood morning!â She smiled.
I smiled back. It was a reflex, guys! Anyways, letâs see what this dude wants and hurry up and get him out of the way. I took them to the side where most of the expensive cars are, but he can get an excellent price on them if his credit is correct.
âIght! So out here are the 2023 Challenger SRTâs. They run from around $55,000 to $87,000. The newer model Ranges are over here and they start at $100,000. Over here are the 2023 Phantom Rolls Royceâs and these start at $500,000. SRTâs are pretty loud, but the ladies love âem. Range Rovers are pretty chill and comfortable, bringing that nice cool vibe. Royceâs give you that luxury experience and have you feeling and looking good,â
âWhat about that Aston Martin over there?â Justin pointed.
âOh, these! These are some of our best sellers as well. Starting off at $185,000 with a down payment of $4,000 a month if you donât wanna pay in full. This one has 542 to 697 horsepower, 9-speed automatic, all-wheel drive, and a 3 year warranty. The interior has black and blue leather seats, 7 overhead lights, Bluetooth speakers, and it seats 5 people in total,â
âHmm...I think I kinda like this one. You said up to 697 horsepower?â
âYup,â
âMmm...what you think, babe?â
âI love it! You seem to be most interested in this one,â she smiled.
âYeah. I think imma go with this one,â
âAlright. Step on inside and we can get you started,â
âYou need my ID and stuff?â
âYeah,â
âUh, Micheal said I can just come and take it. Drive it off the lot,â
âHold on. Let me check,â
I took out my phone to call Michael because I wanted to know what the hell was going on here. He hasnât even paid yet!
âYeah?â Micheal answered.
âHey, I got Justin here. He said that you said he can take the car and go?â
âNo, he needs to get his background first, pay and then leave,â
âHe said you need to pay and then leave,â I said.
âDo ya not know who I am?â
Oh, he is one of those. I should have known.
âRegardless of that, you still have to follow the same procedures as everybody else, man,â
âJustin, just do what the man says, please?â Zuri asked, rolling her eyes.
âIâm just saying. I have a status. You know this, Zuri,â
âJustin, not today,â
After some time past, I was finally able to get this mother fucker off my hands. One of those privileged white kids I see. I canât believe she puts up with thatâanother self-centered human being.








