Preface
Welcome, angels!
A couple of things:
♡ I don’t always mention contraception or STI’s, please assume the characters are being safe and not playing pregnancy roulette.
♡ I use British English. PLEASE do not correct my spelling with American English (it’s super annoying sorry 😩, not everyone spells words with a ‘z’ or one ‘s’.)
♡ That being said, if you notice any grammar mistakes, it would be great if you could point them out.
♡ I write mature romances. The words ‘clit’ and ‘cock’ will make an appearance. If that’s not your thing, please leave without complaint.
♡ You can follow me on Instagram, naughtyxchristian.
Thank you and enjoy! L x
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This book is three stories in one (all completely unrelated with different tropes).
Story 1: The Accountant
A woman is working as the accountant for an Italian mafia.
Story 2: The Mob
A woman meets a Polish gang member in a bar and decides to go home with him.
Story 3: The Upgrade
This one is for all the girls who have spent too long chasing after a twat in tinfoil. How about finding a new knight?
One with shining armour and a decent personality.
*Spoiler alert*
This story is inspired by Sleepless in Manhattan by Sarah Morgan.
The female lead swoons over a player and eventually ‘changes’ him and he turns into the committed boyfriend.
It’s not a trope I like. I made myself finish the book, but decided to write a version of it where the fuckboy doesn’t win the pussy in the end. I don’t need to cure a manwhore, that manwhore needs to cure himself.
It’s not a woman’s job to ‘fix’ a man. Fuck. That. Shit.
Love & Orgasms, L x
