Prologue
Dannia is an assassin, and a thief and a dammed good one at that or so she will tell you. (Yes I’ll mention you hair now keep quiet.)
She is small for human but quite tall for a Halfling standing three foot seven from her broad hairy feet to her shock of scarlet hair that adorned her head. (Yes I will mention how hairy your fanny was. Oh I do like you bald of course I do but I just prefer you as you were, hairy like. Now where was I, oh yes?)
She twisted backward and forward and admired herself in the mirror. (What do you mean I haven’t introduced myself? I’m Simieon your husband. Will you stop that! Don’t talk with your mouthful it’s rude! Yes I am enjoying it but I’m trying to concentrate, you wanted me to write your adventure down after all I’d be quite happy to put my feet up with a glass of wine. Ouch mind your teeth. Yes I do like it now the hairs are growing back it’s just a bit prickly that’s all. Oh I give up, come here you little minx.)
