Bestie

I was bored to death as I listened to the teacher rumble on and on.

I cracked my knuckles, then let my eyes wander around the class. Methuselah was busy flirting with one of the new girl in class. Her face was as red like a human raddish. I tore a good amount of pages from my notebook, crumpled them up and then threw them at him. It hit him right in the head.

He turned around looking crazed and I took the chance to show him a middle finger. He rolled his eyes then ignored me for the rest of the class. I cornered him after that period.

" Let me breath in peace " he told me

"First of all, you leave that poor girl alone"  I i told him.

He had that stupid grin on his face and he leaned in closer.

" First of all, I was never in her space to leave her alone "

He liked making me mad.

" You son of a-"

"Tat-tat-tah, careful now "

I sized him up and down then stormed off, talking to myself. I had no friends in this sorry place called a school. Thanks to Meth i had no boyfriend either. I shoved my books aggressively in my locker.

" Here you are, where is Meth?" 

I looked back and had no idea of who this girl was.

"Excuse me?"

" Oh, I'm Siri, Methuselah's new girlfriend" she said to me.

" You are who?" If confusion was a person, I would be him.... or her.

She seemed disappointed.

" He didn't mention me to you I guess " she stated matter of factly.

I just stood there staring at her with one hand on my locker and the other on my hip, my legs crossed at the ankles.

" I'll see you around, Enola "

Then she walked away. I looked around the hallway, I was not popular or anything, what did i expect? people were going to stare at the popular guy's best friend like in the movies? I groaned internally.

Who gets named Siri? I mutered to myself.

Lunch break was the moment I hated the most. You know why? because this is the time when most introductions and briefings on Meth' s newest and latest girlfriends took place.

" Ahem! " I heard that loud mother fu-

"No, just not yet" he cut me, holding a finger. He was holding a girl's hand with his other hand.

" This is-"

" Siri is it?" I cut him before he could finish.

He looked surprised.

" No, Agatha this is Enola, my best friend and Enola,Agatha "

I just stared at both of them with a sour expression on my face. Agatha suddenly looked at Meth.

" Who the hell is Siri?"

He flashed her his most charming smile, the smile not reaching his eyes. He could have any girl under his influence with that damned smile, but i knew better.

" Now pet, time for you to put something in that gorgeous belly of yours, trust me you will need the energy " he said to Agatha

The bastard.

Agatha's face went red with embarrassment. Poor girl, ay ay ay, she better be ready for a broken soul at the end of this. With a small child like giggle,she turned around and left.

Meth glared at me.

" Who the hell is Siri? "

I stuffed a bun in my mouth, filling it completely. I held a hand telling him to wait for me until i finished chewing. He snorted then from nowhere pounced on me. fucking hell. He was holding me by the collar of my jacket.

" Now start talking" he said in my face. I just stared at him with wide eyes, then i swallowed, hard.

" Sheish, get your filthy hands off me " I said sternly.

" What? You afraid I'm gonna kiss you?" he teased

'METHUSELAH!" I screamed. The whole cafeteria suddenly  turned to stare at us.

He le me go then started laughing, loudly. He didn't give a care in the world about what people said. Well I did.

I straightened my jacket then jabbed an accusing finger at him.

" You. Need. To. See. A. Psychiatrist"