Welcome to Chaos, Mr. CEO
New Delhi, India – 11:45 AM
Kim Taehyung was already regretting his life choices.
He stood at the arrival gate of Indira Gandhi International Airport, his sharp black suit still crisp despite the scorching heat outside. With one hand, he adjusted his expensive sunglasses, blocking out the chaos in front of him.
“What the actual hell...” he muttered under his breath as he took in the madness of India’s capital city.
Traffic horns blared, people rushed in every direction, and somewhere in the distance, a vendor was aggressively yelling,“Pani puri le lo! Chatpata pani puri!”(Buy pani puri! Spicy pani puri!). It was loud. It was colorful. And it was his worst nightmare.
His jaw clenched. He hated unnecessary noise. He hated crowds. He hated this entire situation.
The only reason he was in this country was because his company, KTH Enterprises, was sealing a multi-million dollar deal with an Indian business tycoon. His presence was mandatory. And thanks to an unfortunate mix-up, his assistant hadaccidentallybooked him a fullone-month stayinstead of three days.
One month.
Inthismadness.
Hell.
Just as he was contemplating buying the next flight back to Seoul, his phone buzzed.
[UNKNOWN CALLER]
He exhaled sharply before answering.“Kim Taehyung speaking.”
A loud, overly cheerful voice boomed through the speaker.“Areee haanji Mr. CEO! Kya haal hai? Kahan hai aap?”(Oh yes, Mr. CEO! How are you? Where are you?)
His brows furrowed.What the hell...?
“Excuse me, who is this?”he asked, irritation seeping into his tone.
“Oye hello, itna attitude mat maar! Main Meher Sharma, your official tour guide. Matlab, jab tak tu India mein hai, tab tak tu mere haath ka bandar hai!”(Hey hello, don’t show so much attitude! I’m Meher Sharma, your official tour guide. Which means, as long as you’re in India, you’re like a monkey in my hands!)
Taehyung’s eye twitched. Did this woman just call him... a monkey?
Before he could snap back, she continued in a dramatic tone,“By the way, nice to finally talk to you, Mr. Korea! Maine suna tu bada serious banda hai. Chalo, time to fix that! Meet me at the main exit in 5 minutes. Jaldi karna, warna chor bazaar mein bech dungi tujhe.”(By the way, nice to finally talk to you, Mr. Korea! I heard you’re a very serious guy. Let’s fix that! Meet me at the main exit in 5 minutes. Hurry up, or I’ll sell you in the thieves’ market.)
Bech dungi??(Sell me??)
Taehyung stared at his phone in horror as the call disconnected.
Who thehellwas this woman?
And more importantly... why did he suddenly feel like his peaceful life was about to turn into a full-on Bollywood disaster?
💬Drop your thoughts in the comments!What do you think about Taehyung’s first impression of India? And Meher... oh boy, she’s already chaotic! 😆🔥
👀Author’s Spicy Note:Buckle up, because this is just thebeginning! Taehyung’s grumpiness is about to meet Meher’s full-on desi madness, and trust me,this ride is gonna be WILD!🚀💃
Want more spice? More roasting? Let me know!😏🔥
