The Lonely Ghost
What are you?
They asked him in jest
Ghost from your past, he said to himself
They planned to avenge their defeat
Ridicule him to command a retreat
Little did they know that he was making mental notes
Turning tables sounded better than their votes
Weapons and war were archaic felonies
He wanted a competition of minds and melodies
To the best within us, he taught them to toast
They all won and killed the lonely ghost.