Fucktured A Very Short Story by Witch of Hellridge at Inkitt

Story Notes

Copyright & Disclaimer Note

This is a work of fiction.

All characters, events, and medical catastrophes depicted in this story are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons (alive, injured, or mortified), situations, or unfortunate anatomical incidents is purely coincidental—though, let’s be honest, entirely possible.

© Aleksandra Kozar aka Witch of Hellridge, 2025.

All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without the author’s written permission, except for brief quotes used in reviews or promotion with proper credit.

Please consult an actual medical professional before attempting anything involving angles, gravity, or athletic sex.

Summary

When a passionate night goes horribly sideways, one man learns the hard way that size really does matter — especially when physics gets involved. Now he's stuck on the couch with an ice pack, a bruised ego, and a girlfriend who might be a national threat. Emergency rooms, group chat chaos, and a penis-shaped cake follow. This isn’t a love story — it’s a survival tale. Some couples break the bed. These two broke the dick.

Genre: Humor

Author: Witch of Hellridge

Status: Complete

Chapters: 1

Rating: n/a

Age Rating: 18+

Fucktured

I should’ve known.

From the second she shifted her hips and whispered “just a little deeper,...