Chapter 1
152 years after the death of Lu Bu the immortal:
A heaven-weighing warlord stood in front of the city walls atop his horse, the people gasping in horror from behind the creaked gate.
“WHATS MY NAME?”
“DADDY KHAN”
“WHATS MY NAME??”
“DADDY KHAN!”
The people repeated, screaming in horror and freight as his halberd drew close to the boys neck whom he held hostage. The world chanted in unison, and their roars cause tsunamis across the world. The rippling of water summoned a great beam of light that descended upon Mongolia, only to fall victim to Genghis’s titanic, enormous, unfathomably gigantic mouth. (Add one more humongous for good measure). United, ready to face the beast was the God Slaying Rock Bobama, the Impenetrable wall Dao Zemong, the Holy Totem Hidolf It-ler, and the mighty prowess of the Candy Crush Pioneers (violent coughing). The Big Orange Man said “Let there be light!!!” And so a big, dark…DARK, eclipse shone overhead, and Mike Tyson was reincarnated onto the battlefield! But above, further than a receding hairline a new star shone! And at once the sky opened to the calamity, and the world was destroyed by Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.
Seven centuries ago Genghis United Mongolia. Seven centuries ago Genghis prevailed China!
Seven centuries ago Genghis the Great made Vietnamese Cousine!!
But all was meaningless, if he could not hold Joe’s hand in his…
By the TV, he watched, and he rotted away.
“I wanna be~! (Sung in broken English like a kid working at Temu) the very best! Like no one ever wasss!!! To catch them all is my realll test! To train them is my-!”
The screen shut off as Genghis watched in shame. His mind in shambles. He recollected little. A vague war, the bright smile of Rainbow Dash, and all of a sudden he was hit by a truck. The year dated -558 after the death of Lu Bu, and something clung to the back of his mind, making him quake in his boots. It was…Rudeus!! That sick furry loving bastard must’ve done this! This was why I!- Well, maybe Rudeus didn’t cause my schizophrenia. I might just be cooked.
