Questions
I watched in horror as the news reporter discussed how the government had murdered innocent animals who had been the best friends of the humans who they had lived with.
“It would be better to not even have a government than to have a government like this!” the news reporter raged!, and I was inclined to agree with the furious reporter’s sentiment.
My alarm clock suddenly! went off though, and I was reminded that I had a date that I had to go to, and so I quickly got up, grabbed the flowers that I had bought, and walked over to my date’s abode.
When I reached her door, I knocked on it, and she soon answered and I said, “Hello!” and I handed her the flowers.
“These are so pretty!” she said happily; but then something very strange and unexpected happened and a voice (that seemed to be coming from where the flowers were?) said, “Why thank you! I always do look my best, and the most awesome part is that I don’t even have to try!”
“Errrr…” I said in a confused tone of voice, “Is there a microphone in there or something?” and my date said, “Nope! And I saw the flower’s lips moving too!, which must mean that the flower is actually able to talk somehow!” and then suddenly! the flowers began changing their form somehow!, and I quickly grabbed the transforming flowers from my date just in case they might be dangerous!
“Why’d you take them back?” my date said with a frown; and I said, “I originally thought that they were just normal flowers, and since they’re talking and transforming I took them back just in case they’re dangerous and you need to be protected from them!”
“I don’t think that I need to be protected from flowers, silly.” my date said with a giggle; and then she said, “Not that they’re flowers anymore though, I guess…
I mean, now they’ve transformed into a heart-shaped balloon somehow!”
“And it’s a floating balloon too!” I cried out!, as the balloon was now tugging upwards with a surprisingly strong amount of force!
And then, somehow, the heart-shaped balloon was tugging upwards so powerfully that it pulled me up and off of the ground!
I immediately tried to let go, of course, but my hand was stuck to the balloon’s string somehow!, and I said, “I love you, Diota!, but I can’t let go of this heart-shaped balloon for some reason, and so I don’t think that I’ll be able to go to our date!”
“You love me, Diodor!” Diota said joyfully!, “I never knew!
And I love you too!
And I’m going with you!” and she quickly! jumped! into the air and grabbed hold of the heart-shaped balloon’s string too!
“You love me, Diota!” I said as I felt my heart do a magical celebration!, “But I don’t know if you should have grabbed this string, because who knows where this heart-shaped balloon will take us to!” and the the heart-shaped balloon said, “Never fear!, for you two are about to go on an adventure of love!” and I hoped that the heart-shaped balloon was correct but I also didn’t trust the heart-shaped balloon, and so I said, “But shouldn’t you have invited us to go on this adventure of love instead of refusing to allow me to let go of you when I tried to let go of you?” and the heart-shaped balloon said, “Of course! But this adventure isn’t about me!, it’s about you two!” and Diota said, “I don’t know though… I mean, isn’t this adventure about all of us since we’re all talking and whatnot?” and the heart-shaped balloon said, “Good point!
And so what I’ll do is stop talking so that this adventure won’t be about me anymore!” and then Diota and I kept on asking the heart-shaped balloon more questions as we continued to be floated up into the air, but the heart-shaped balloon seemed intent on keeping their word and didn’t respond to any more of our questions…
