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My eyes widened in amazement as my new ai device that could make stories out of me throwing suggestions around was delivered to my door…
I thanked the delivery person and she said, “Good luck! I hope that your collaborations will go well!” and I said, “Thanks!” and then she said, “No prob!” and headed off to do more deliveries.
Woohoo!
Now I could post ai-assisted stories onto the internet once I got something good done with my ai buddy!
“Hello!” I said to the ai device, “I’m Nora!” and the ai device said, “Hello! I’m Flip, and it’s good to meet you!”
“Good to meet you too!” I said happily, “And so I’m just gonna throw a collaboration idea out there…
How about there’s a king and queen who are fighting over who gets to be the monarch!” and Flip said, “Can do!” And then they began their storytelling:
“Candle and Clip stared in horror as the current King died before their eyes!
“MEDICS!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!” Candle screamed; and Clip furiously yelled, “Who is responsible for this!?!” and then the dying king said, “I don’t think that I can be saved, and now you two must compete to see who will rule now!
Until one of you wins the competition, both of you will rule together as queen and king (and as equals); but if neither of you wins within a year then you both shall be banished from this realm forever!” and then Candle said, “But surely you can be saved!” and the king said, “People don’t poison kings with ineffective poison, and so I will die!… But now we shall see which of you is effective and which of you is ineffe-“ but then the king’s voice stopped and he was now motionless…
“Noooooooo!!!” Clip wailed!, “MEDICS!!!!!!!” and then the medics finally arrived and immediately began trying to revive the motionless king.
“Can you save him?!?” Candle asked worriedly as the medics worked, and one medic said, “It looks like we can!, but he’ll be unconscious for an indefinite amount of time and only true love’s kiss will be able to save him!”
The other medics all agreed with the medic who had spoken, and so Clip said, “Well then! Until one of us wins our competition we’ll have to decide things together, I guess; and so does sending out a proclamation that all beautiful single women who are willing should come to the castle and give kissing the former king a try sound like a good idea, Candle?” and Candle said, “Sounds good to me! Though he might get herpes!…
And, also!, he’s only the former king at the moment, because if he can be awakened then he should be made king again whether the kisses give him herpes or not!” and Clip said, “Medics!! Is there any anti-herpes medication that you can give the king before each kiss he receives?” and a medic said, “Yes indeed! We’ll always have a medic near the king!, and we’ll make sure that he always receives some anti-herpes medication before each kiss!” and Candle said, “Wonderful! And so now Clip and I just need to write up a proclamation to give to messengers so that they can proclaim it everywhere, and then we’ll soon have lots of lovely kissers lining up to try n’ revive our unfortunate poisoned former-king!”
“And we’ve gotta go talk to some detectives right away too!” Clip added, “Because we’ve gotta bring whoever committed this horrific poisoning to justice!” and Candle said, “Amen, Clip!” and then the 2 of them hurried out of the throne room to write up the proclamation and to find some detectives so that the mystery of who had poisoned the now-former king could be solved!…
