Supposedly
I was dreaming…
And in my dream I was a fish…
And in my dream I was swimming around with other fishes…
Then the other fishes all began singing!…
And they sang:
🎵We are the fishes! We are the fish!
We speed through the race! And we always finish!
We are the ones who swim, swim, and swim!
And we’re going for the gold! We’re going for the win!
So don’t try to hate! Don’t try to interfere!
We won’t take the bait! Won’t give into fear!
The ocean is our home! We’ll always be free!
And so it’s go, go, go!; for all of eternity!…🎵
And the fishes continued singing; and as they continued singing, I joined in the song!
And I knew that the fishes would always triumph over their foes!
Heck yeah!…
Fishes for the win!!!
And then I woke up from the dream that I’d just been having…
And then I yawned sleepily, and then I said, “Man, those fishes sure do know how to sing, lol…; and then I noticed that it was light outside, and so I decided to get up and start my day…
And so before long I was drinking some water and coffee, and I was eating some breakfast…
And then after breakfast was complete I was soon heading out of my abode to greet the outside world!…
And so I walked through my town, and I said hello to some folks as I passed by them; and then I saw that there was a fight that was breaking out nearby, and so I walked over to the fighters in hopes of convincing them to stop fighting…
“Excuse me, y’all; but is this fighting really necessary?…” I asked the 2 fighters; but they just continued fighting and ignored me!…
“Well…
This isn’t good…” I muttered; and then I saw that my friend Janice was nearby, and then I went over to her and said, “Hey Janice!…
I’m worried about those fighters over there…
Do you wanna help me try n’ get them to stop fighting?…” and then Janice said, “Hey, Stewart!…
And, sure, I’m down to try!…” and so then both of us began trying to get the fighters to stop fighting; but the fighters still wouldn’t listen to us!…
Then Janice said, “Hmmm…
Maybe we should try to distract them…
Maybe I could pretend that you’re trying to steal my walking stick, and then I could call out for help in hopes that they’ll stop fighting so that they can try n’ save me?…” and then I said, “Sounds good!…” and then Janice said, “Help!!!…
This madman is stealing my walking stick!…” and then she handed me the walking stick; and then I said, “That’s right!…
This is my walking stick now!…
Muahahahahahaha!…” and then we waited to see if the fighters would stop fighting, but the fighters just kept right on fighting!…
But then we heard someone near us say, “Stealing from a lady calls for the death penalty!…” and then the speaker and a bunch of other people all ran towards me!…; and then Janice said, “Wait!…
We were just pretending that he was stealing my walking stick so that we could try n’ get those fighters to stop fighting!…” and then another person said, “Deception!…
This also calls for the death penalty!…
For both of you!…” and then I said, “Yikes!…
Run!!!…” and then Janice and I began running away from the angry mob who wanted to give us the death penalty for having deceived them!…
And so we ran and ran and ran!; and occasionally someone would catch up to us, but I’d just use Janice’s walking stick to trip them when they’d get close, and so Janice and I were managing to not get caught by the angry mob so far!…
And then before long we reached a cave, and I said, “Should we enter the cave?!?…
I mean; it’s supposedly haunted, but maybe they won’t chase us into it because of the fact that it’s supposedly haunted!…” and then Janice said, “I don’t think that we have any other choice!, since we probably can’t outrun them forever!…” and so then Janice and I dashed! into the cave!; and as we got further and further into the cave the sounds of the angry mob grew more and more distant, which seemed to mean that none of the folks who’d been chasing us had chased us into the cave; and so now we were safe from the mob, and hopefully the cave wouldn’t be as dangerous as the folks who claimed that it was haunted claimed that it was…
